MJ is not a narcotic??! 
Oh, okay, Sean, now I get it. You're just messing around here, you're not having a serious conversation. My mistake.
Didn’t you know? MJ is an otherworldly substance that exceeds the boundaries of existence. You literally smoke a puff, and not only does it transport you to Satan’s throne in hell, where you immeadiately bow down and worship him, but it is also a neurotoxin (like alcohol, but like 5000 times worse man!) and rots your entire brain to the point that you are a drooling, moronic, doofus for the rest of your life - Except when you are defending this fabled plant (which God made for a good reason) because then Satan takes over your mind and your mouth and you suddenly make arguments like intelligent people.
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Catholic Puritanism needs to die if you are going to properly educate your children about drug abuse. The devil’s nєω ωσrℓ∂ σr∂єr is 5 steps ahead of you otherwise, and ready to unleash it all upon a godless world that has lost all sense of true morality.