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Author Topic: Sean Johnson for President!  (Read 22663 times)

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Offline Matthew

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Re: Sean Johnson for President!
« Reply #70 on: May 15, 2019, 09:24:59 AM »
Good point.  This agency would be re-directed from secret spy actions to working with the "impossibly" hard-hearted non-catholics, with the "mission" to convert them.
I assume you're being silly -- I hope you all have heard of the International Monetary Fund.

Offline Ladislaus

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Re: Sean Johnson for President!
« Reply #71 on: May 15, 2019, 09:33:23 AM »
"Feeneyite" promoted to campaign manager for Candidate Johnson's presidential campaign.

No worries.  When we get our man Sean into office, he'll use his political clout to help get us a real Catholic Pope, who will then decide the matter once and for all.

Sean can open up the CIA files to definitely establish once and for all that Cardinal Siri had been elected and that the V2 Popes have been illegitimate.  Of course, this would mean that the Sedevacantists were right all along, so perhaps Sean might bury the evidence.   :laugh1:


Offline Ladislaus

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Re: Sean Johnson for President!
« Reply #72 on: May 15, 2019, 09:36:24 AM »
Ha ha.  No, this story sets up as one of the greatest catholic operas of all time.
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In the beginning of the 21st century, two Traditional Catholics from opposite sides of the "Baptism of Desire" issue, form a political partnership and convert an entire pagan country to catholicism in 2 decades.  The glories of catholicism in America dwarf the Middle Ages in numbers of cathoilic religious communities and converts.  As these 2 men reach the pinnacle of triumph over all of the atheistic and immoral forces of the last 200 years, they are both working behind the scenes to setup an Inquisition against each other, both believing that each is a heretic worthy of death.  What follows is a bloody cινιℓ ωαr of epic porportions, as the catholic country spins out of control and WW3 engulfs the entire world.  This proving that some prophecies cannot be avoided and the modern world is headed for destruction no matter what...
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Rated R for violence, language and smoking.

Well, if we can't get two Traditional Catholics working together, then any hope of building a broader political coalition is doomed already.

[Sean's cunning campaign manager has been working behind the scenes to set up his deposition and replacement by a Feeneyite the entire time.]

Offline Matthew

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« Reply #73 on: May 15, 2019, 09:46:56 AM »
I am using ʝʊdɛօ-Masonic strategems against the ʝʊdɛօ-Masons.

I hope you're joking here.

I know this whole thread is a joke, but seriously -- this is literally the error Bishop Fellay made. Trying to beat Fɾҽҽmαsσɳɾყ (Vatican II) with Freemasonic tactics. Trying to use the devil's weapons against him.

It doesn't work.

That's why the good peoples of Middle Earth couldn't wield the One Ring against Sauron -- it's his! He made it. It has his power. Tolkien was a Catholic, and he understood this.

Offline Pax Vobis

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Re: Sean Johnson for President!
« Reply #74 on: May 15, 2019, 09:52:13 AM »
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Rated R for violence, language and smoking....and lots and lots of drinking.
Starring:
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Mel Gibson (as Sean Johnson)
Liam Neeson (as Ladislaus)
Jim Caviezel (as Sean Johnson's secret-Inquisitor-turned military general)
Nicholas Cage (as Ladislaus' secret-Inquisitor-turned military general)
Leonardo DiCaprio (family man dealing with the crisis at the local level)
Anthony Hopkins (as Pope Athanasius I)
Denzel Washington (Papal Legate to America, trying to halt the cινιℓ ωαr)
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With:
Morgan Freeman (narrator...who else?)
Al Pacino (Fr Feeney flashback)
Tom Hanks (+ABL flashback)
Donald Trump (President Trump flashback...why not?)
Clint Eastwood (Putin flashback)
Jim Carrey (bumbling Canadian prime minister)
Oscar Isaacs (self-serving Mexican President)

In charge of stunts and action scenes:  Tom Cruise