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Title: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 03:40:29 PM
The SSPX has changed in 101+ ways!

A new book by SEAN JOHNSON

The SSPX is heading for a full merger with the Modernist Rome of Vatican II, and it's already most of the way there -- formal deal or no! The facts don't lie. Countless changes, compromises, and contradictions have already occurred within the SSPX -- past tense. This isn't about what the SSPX might do; it's about what THE SSPX HAS DONE over the past 7 years. Here is a book (almost 400 pages) detailing the documented, hard evidence to prove this assertion. This book will convince you that the SSPX has taken a hard U-turn back to Conciliar Modernist Rome!

https://www.chantcd.com/index.php/As-We-Are-101-Compromises-Changes-Contradictions-of-an-SSPX (https://www.chantcd.com/index.php/As-We-Are-101-Compromises-Changes-Contradictions-of-an-SSPX)


Let the campaign start here at Cathinfo!

😊

I really couldn’t do any worse than the Jewish shills in office!

Here is my platform:

Monetary Policy:

1) Immediate reinstatement of the gold standard;

2) Immediate abolition of the Federal Reserve;

3) Annulment of the federal deficit;

4) Complete prohibition of interest on non-productive loans.


Foreign Policy:

1) Withdraw all American forces from the Eastern and Southern Hemispheres;

2) Ban the export of all military technology;

3) Withdraw all economic aid to Israel;

4) Withdraw from the UN;


Domestic Policy:

1) Repeal the Patriot Act;

2) Disband the following federal agencies: CIA; NSA; CDC; IRS; IMF; AMA;

3) Abolish the federal income tax;

4) Criminalize all abortions as felonies;

5) Criminalize sodomy and annul all legislation in support of it;

6) Eliminate the federal court system;

7) Declare the pre-conciliar Catholic religion the official religion of the USA;

8 Stop all Muslim immigration and begin the deportation process unless life endangerment can be shown;

9) Preclude Jews from holding any public office, college professorships, or any voice in the public media or production of media;

10) Ban the erection of non-Catholic places of worship; those already erected must be closed;

11) Exceptions to any/all of the aforementioned will have the option to relocate to Nebraska.

PS: I am an experienced presidential candidate (last time, I voted for myself).

Remember: Every vote wasted on Trump is a vote stolen from Sean!!!

Let’s get out the vote!

😂
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Pax Vobis on May 14, 2019, 03:58:07 PM
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Exceptions to any/all of the aforementioned will have the option to relocate to Nebraska.
I agree with 99% of your platform, but Nebraska shouldn't be punished, so I can't vote for you.  If only we had a "true" Trad run for office...
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 04:30:27 PM
I agree with 99% of your platform, but Nebraska shouldn't be punished, so I can't vote for you.  If only we had a "true" Trad run for office...

Wait a minute; just had an idea:

We will send them all to Israel!

Platform officially amended!
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Pax Vobis on May 14, 2019, 05:01:33 PM
So now you’re a flip-flopper.  I only vote for Trads who are perfect.  
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 05:10:52 PM
So now you’re a flip-flopper.  I only vote for Trads who are perfect.  

But you see, I am a "pragmatic thinker," rather than a "systematic thinker," so the flip flip is really just my response to changing circumstances since my previous post 10 minutes prior.

Bishop Schneider assures me Archbishop Lefebvre would have done the same.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Mithrandylan on May 14, 2019, 05:49:31 PM
How will you maintain the certain federal reforms if you abolish all federal courts? Honest question. 
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You should add making English the official language of the country, then you'd have my vote. 
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 06:21:36 PM
How will you maintain the certain federal reforms if you abolish all federal courts? Honest question.
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You should add making English the official language of the country, then you'd have my vote.

I am not “reforming” the federal, but abolishing the entire concept of “federal.”

America will take its pre-war between the states form:

A confederacy based on states rights (sans slavery).”
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Pax Vobis on May 14, 2019, 06:41:50 PM
I'm all for getting rid of federal courts, though I think the Constitution allows a few (i.e. Supreme Court).  Either way, the President isn't a monarch so you can't get rid of federal courts without Congress voting for it.  ...A major roadblock to much of the effort to correct our country's problems.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 06:46:19 PM
I'm all for getting rid of federal courts, though I think the Constitution allows a few (i.e. Supreme Court).  Either way, the President isn't a monarch so you can't get rid of federal courts without Congress voting for it.  ...A major roadblock to much of the effort to correct our country's problems.

Pax-

I have a little secret for you:

I will be abolishing the Constitution.

Bishop Fellay and the GREC have taught me the method: We must first prepare the terrain by refusing any mention of it.

Meanwhile, monarchical and theocratic measures will gradually be introduced (while my administration denies their very existence).

Eventually, the very concept of constitutional democracy will vanish from the common consciousness, and we will once again have Christendom.

I am using Judeo-Masonic strategems against the Judeo-Masons.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 06:52:48 PM
Forgot to mention earlier that part of my platform will also include the following:

1) Revocation of the emergency powers clause by which the president side-steps congress;

2) Return of the power to declare of war to congress

PS: In reality, I will be a philosopher-king, and will establish a nobility to be my administrators, but that can't be revealed just yet.  

The terrain must be prepared for 30-40 years.

So for now, I will use the terms "president" and "congress," but you know where I am really heading.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Clemens Maria on May 14, 2019, 06:59:19 PM
I don’t think the gold standard is necessary to a sound monetary policy.  According to N M Gwynne it is an intermediary step towards fiat money.  Fiat money has been a disaster obviously but the solution doesn’t necessitate a return to the gold standard.

Good intro to money here (plus links to some resources for further study): https://romeward.com/articles/239751751/how-to-get-rich-quick (https://romeward.com/articles/239751751/how-to-get-rich-quick)
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 07:02:16 PM
I don’t think the gold standard is necessary to a sound monetary policy.  According to N M Gwynne it is an intermediary step towards fiat money.  Fiat money has been a disaster obviously but the solution doesn’t necessitate a return to the gold standard.

Good intro to money here (plus links to some resources for further study): https://romeward.com/articles/239751751/how-to-get-rich-quick (https://romeward.com/articles/239751751/how-to-get-rich-quick)

Clemens-

Fortunately for me, I will also be abolishing the Masonic concept of "freedom of the press" and "freedom of speech."

In other words, subversives will not have the opportunity to subvert.

I will be reestablishing the power of the two swords.

Fr. Trincado will be heading the Office of the Holy Inquisition.

PS: I am secretly interested in your post (i.e., the idea that a gold standard is itself already a precursor to fiat money is a new idea for me).
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Clemens Maria on May 14, 2019, 07:05:35 PM
I wish you the best of luck
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 07:12:44 PM
I officially announce my vice-presidential running mate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YTiw1YhkE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YTiw1YhkE)
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Motorede on May 14, 2019, 07:15:01 PM
Forgot to mention earlier that part of my platform will also include the following:

1) Revocation of the emergency powers clause by which the president side-steps congress;

2) Return of the power to declare of war to congress

PS: In reality, I will be a philosopher-king, and will establish a nobility to be my administrators, but that can't be revealed just yet.  

The terrain must be prepared for 30-40 years.

So for now, I will use the terms "president" and "congress," but you know where I am really heading.
Mr. President, two questions: what will you do about the (1) LGBTQ groups and (2) all the damned bike lanes taking over our city streets?
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 07:22:45 PM
Mr. President, two questions: what will you do about the (1) LGBTQ groups and (2) all the damned bike lanes taking over our city streets?

My fellow American-

As my platform supposes the criminalization of any manifestation of degenerate sexual deviancy, all the fruitcakes will have to get back into the closet.

Admittedly, it would be better to just send them to Nebraska or Israel, but if they cannot be eradicated from the land, they will at least be prevented from any public protection or manifestation.

Only slightly worse, is the emergence of the new pestilence called bike lanes.

It shall become legal under my reign...er...administration to run any bicyclist arrogating to themselves the "right" to hinder traffic off the road.  If such bicyclist is wearing spandex or helmet, it shall be legal to put the car in reverse and hit them again.

Citizens who can demonstrate multiple civic acts along these lines shall be given discounts on land purchases.

PS: Did you hear the one about the queer midget?  He came out of the cupboard! :laugh2:
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 07:33:17 PM
One last point:

Every adult male of sound mind and non-felonious history shall be required to keep 1 automatic pistol and 1 semi-automatic rifle (with at least 1,000 rounds for each).

These weapons will be paid for by the state governments, financed by the sale of public land.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Kazimierz on May 14, 2019, 07:43:53 PM
"He that shall draw the sword from the stone shall be king." We just have to find an appropriate sword, stone - which I take for granite - and the obligatory watery non-tart - with a Traditional Catholic vein - (cf 1981 Excalibur. VERY modestly attired aforementioned non-tart.) ;) :D :-\ 8)

Seriously, the world needs another Polish monarch. I place my sword and this tired body in thy service. 

(https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi1118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk618%2FKenneyDavisJr86%2FKnightPrayer-1.jpg&f=1)
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 14, 2019, 07:51:31 PM
You have my vote, Sean.  Do you have yard signs?  Could you appoint me your Ohio campaign chairman ... and then make me U.S. ambassador to Hungary upon your election?

Seriously, though, why don't we start a Catholic party?  I've thought about that before.  Heck, we could call it a Christian party and even get Fundie support for that platform ... except the Israel part among certain Evangelicals.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 14, 2019, 07:53:19 PM
One last point:

Every adult male of sound mind and non-felonious history shall be required to keep 1 automatic pistol and 1 semi-automatic rifle (with at least 1,000 rounds for each).

These weapons will be paid for by the state governments, financed by the sale of public land.

Don't sell public land.  There's enough savings from cancelling aid to Israel to pay for this.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Motorede on May 14, 2019, 07:54:39 PM
One last point:

Every adult male of sound mind and non-felonious history shall be required to keep 1 automatic pistol and 1 semi-automatic rifle (with at least 1,000 rounds for each).

These weapons will be paid for by the state governments, financed by the sale of public land.
Mr. President, will you or will you not nuke the gay whales? My constituents are anxious for your answer?
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Kazimierz on May 14, 2019, 07:55:09 PM
One last point:

Every adult male of sound mind and non-felonious history shall be required to keep 1 automatic pistol and 1 semi-automatic rifle (with at least 1,000 rounds for each).

These weapons will be paid for by the state governments, financed by the sale of public land.
Requesting an amendment to thy soon-to-be sovereign of the New Confederacy..............
1. Thy pistol must be of the 45 ACP calibre, and ideally should be a Sig or an HK manufacture. 9 mm is right out! :D
2. A bolt action and lever action shalt thy also be in possession of, as these are traditional weapon platforms.
3. At minimum a pump action shotgun with varied ammunition shalt also be required.
Respectfully presented before thy soon to be imperium. :pray:
Deus Vult et Deo Vindice
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 14, 2019, 07:56:52 PM
Abolish the income tax and institute a national sales tax.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 14, 2019, 07:59:17 PM
Ban Jews from holding public office.  Later, when no one is looking, extend that to heretics and cast aside the Fundies that helped you get elected.

But such discussions are best left to the smoke-filled back room.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Kazimierz on May 14, 2019, 08:02:39 PM
Abolish the public school system. Exorcise all the Marxists from all levels of learning.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Motorede on May 14, 2019, 08:09:42 PM
Move the United Nations 500 miles to the east. And ban jewish blended whisky.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Your Friend Colin on May 14, 2019, 08:17:18 PM
Free Pudding Fridays
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Pax Vobis on May 14, 2019, 08:20:48 PM
Please ban all public transportation buses that don’t fit in traffic lanes and which force cars into oncoming traffic or sidewalks.  
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 08:40:27 PM
You have my vote, Sean.  Do you have yard signs?  Could you appoint me your Ohio campaign chairman ... and then make me U.S. ambassador to Hungary upon your election?

Seriously, though, why don't we start a Catholic party?  I've thought about that before.  Heck, we could call it a Christian party and even get Fundie support for that platform ... except the Israel part among certain Evangelicals.

Yard signs are on the way:

"Vote for Sean - TCP" (Traditional Catholic Party)

Ohio, you say?

In light of your strategic cunning evinced in some of your other posts, you just got promoted to National Campaign Manager...and Ambassador to Hungary.

We will capitalize on the pedophilia scandal (homosexual and pederasty scandal, really), and our message will be that our pre-conciliar Catholicism is the real Catholicism before the fags infiltrated, then became accepted (and ordained, consecrated, etc).

That will rally those who identify as Catholics to our side (i.e., most are too stupid to rally to a doctrinal platform, but many still understand natural law morality, albeit fewer all the time).

If we had delegates to start chapters in every state, we could actually get something off the ground (I am serious about this part).  There aare different requirements in different states to getting onto the ballot, and I am familiar with those processes.  It is possible.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 08:42:14 PM
Don't sell public land.  There's enough savings from cancelling aid to Israel to pay for this.
Excellent reallocation!
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 08:42:59 PM
Mr. President, will you or will you not nuke the gay whales? My constituents are anxious for your answer?
If there are such things as queer whales (??), I can assure you they are headed for the perfume factory.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 08:45:52 PM
Requesting an amendment to thy soon-to-be sovereign of the New Confederacy..............
1. Thy pistol must be of the 45 ACP calibre, and ideally should be a Sig or an HK manufacture. 9 mm is right out! :D
2. A bolt action and lever action shalt thy also be in possession of, as these are traditional weapon platforms.
3. At minimum a pump action shotgun with varied ammunition shalt also be required.
Respectfully presented before thy soon to be imperium. :pray:
Deus Vult et Deo Vindice

I agree 9mm is under-powered, but I would open the range of acceptable pistol calibers to .45, .40, and 10mm.  Glock would also be an acceptable manufacturer.

Rifle calibers would have to be 7.62x39, .223, or .308.  Exotics would include .338LM and .50.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 08:47:21 PM
Abolish the income tax and institute a national sales tax.
Abolition of income tax was listed on the OP platform.  But the national sales tax is a great idea, because people would to a certain extent determine their own tax liability, and, it would encourage self-subsistence.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 08:49:10 PM
Ban Jews from holding public office.  Later, when no one is looking, extend that to heretics and cast aside the Fundies that helped you get elected.

But such discussions are best left to the smoke-filled back room.

Disqualifying Jews from public office was also mentioned in the OP platform.

But I agree, Chief of Staff: We should never discuss this in public.

If any should think to have found evidence in the public domain, our apologists will hit the airwaves and demonize such conspiracy theorists as dangerous subversives, and thoroughly discredit them.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 08:50:56 PM
Abolish the public school system. Exorcise all the Marxists from all levels of learning.

Oh yes, excellent!

Masonic indoctrination camps (i.e., publis schools) are gone immediately.

Only traditional Catholic institutions will be permitted to exist (and all teachers will swaer the oath against modernism, and then some!).
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 08:52:30 PM
Move the United Nations 500 miles to the east. And ban jewish blended whisky.

The hell with the UN.

I won't acknowledge its existence (nor, consequently, will I accept appointments with any envoys seeking such under its auspices).
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 08:54:27 PM
Free Pudding Fridays
Well, I will at least mandate all non-essential businesses and services to be closed on Sundays and Holy Days (per the 1954 calendar).
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 08:57:26 PM
Please ban all public transportation buses that don’t fit in traffic lanes and which force cars into oncoming traffic or sidewalks.  
Buses will be banned; public transportation will be limited to services for the disabled.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 08:59:08 PM
Labor unions will also be banned.  They will be replaced by Catholic Guilds.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 09:00:13 PM
Advanced catechism and doctrinal tests will be required for all public office holders (as well as a profession of faith).
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: tdrev123 on May 14, 2019, 09:03:39 PM
This thread is very funny, it reminded me of how when the noble men of the third Reich took over and they literally did all of these things.  Almost to a T.  Some of you on this thread might not be very informed of the true history of the third reich, so I will tell you.  

The National socialists were literally people like you or me, for the most part normal, varying social backgrounds, and no government experience.  When they took power they had meetings like you were talking about where the did these literal things.  Ban the central bank, ban homosexuality, ban jews from public professions, ban masonry, provided funding for the church (and Lutheran unfortunately).  Etc Etc.  
They created their own utopia.  It wasn't perfect but it was very close.
One very interesting meeting they had one of the ministers said lets ban divorce and only Hitler was interested in hearing the minister out. 
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 09:06:29 PM
This thread is very funny, it reminded me of how when the noble men of the third Reich took over and they literally did all of these things.  Almost to a T.  Some of you on this thread might not be very informed of the true history of the third reich, so I will tell you.  

The National socialists were literally people like you or me, for the most part normal, varying social backgrounds, and no government experience.  When they took power they had meetings like you were talking about where the did these literal things.  Ban the central bank, ban homosexuality, ban jews from public professions, ban masonry, provided funding for the church (and Lutheran unfortunately).  Etc Etc.  
They created their own utopia.  It wasn't perfect but it was very close.
One very interesting meeting they had one of the ministers said lets ban divorce and only Hitler was interested in hearing the minister out.

Oops: Forgot that one!

Yes, divorce will be entirely banned.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 09:16:41 PM
Military service in the various state militia's will be compulsory for men from 18-20 years-old.

The states will control their own military.

Women are banned from the military, with the exception of nursing/medical MOS numbers (Militarily Occupational Specialty).

State militias will be superior to the federal confederacy's reserve (not standing) army.

State militias are in control of all military assets within their borders.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Pax Vobis on May 14, 2019, 09:24:17 PM

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Buses will be banned
Now wait a cotton-pickin minute.  Can you make an exception for party buses?  Those are good for a few things, like 1) post-election victory celebrations, 2) post-lent celebration parties, and 3) the last “free lunch” illegals get as they are bused to the border.



Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 09:27:57 PM
Now wait a cotton-pickin minute.  Can you make an exception for party buses?  Those are good for a few things, like 1) post-election victory celebrations, 2) post-lent celebration parties, and 3) the last “free lunch” illegals get as they are bused to the border.
We can talk.  We can talk.  However, the rainbow lighting motif will have to go in any event.  No gay busses will be allowed in the Kingdon, er, America (once again, with the possible exception of Nebraska, which would in any case be fenced in).
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Pax Vobis on May 14, 2019, 09:42:02 PM
Haha.  Yes, it’s LED neon rainbow, but that’s just to attract a certain clientele, which we can bus to Canada, a.k.a. the gay-version of France. 

Also, everyone knows that New Jersey is the armpit of America, with Philly the 2nd one.  All planned “campsites” for Nebraska should be moved to those 2 crapholes.  Nebraska should be saved for farming and cattle.  
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: ByzCat3000 on May 14, 2019, 09:46:13 PM
"Everyone who isn't a felon has to have a semi-automatic and a bunch of ammunition."

"Force non Catholic places of worship to close."

I don't see how the combination of these two is remotely possible in our current climate.  
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Your Friend Colin on May 14, 2019, 09:46:39 PM
We can talk.  We can talk.  However, the rainbow lighting motif will have to go in any event.  No gay busses will be allowed in the Kingdon, er, America (once again, with the possible exception of Nebraska, which would in any case be fenced in).
All this talk of Nebraska and you haven't even mentioned California.

What are your plans to deal with this state, Mr. Johnson?
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Your Friend Colin on May 14, 2019, 09:48:42 PM
"Everyone who isn't a felon has to have a semi-automatic and a bunch of ammunition."

"Force non Catholic places of worship to close."

I don't see how the combination of these two is remotely possible in our current climate.  
Lol
None of this is remotely possible (naturally speaking).
We can dream though...
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 09:52:51 PM
Lol
None of this is remotely possible (naturally speaking).
We can dream though...

With regard to the first provision, the Swiss require all households to have a fully automatic 5.56 weapon (https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-21379912 (https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-21379912))

With regard to the 2nd, it is the practice in many Arab countries.

That it seems impossible is the consequence of Jewish media weakening and demoralization campaigns.

Other peoples very obviously have the will the majority in this country have been conditioned to lack.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: JezusDeKoning on May 14, 2019, 10:03:29 PM
Lol
None of this is remotely possible (naturally speaking).
We can dream though...
It would cause a revolution à la Cuba in 1959 and put the Communists in power, or something like the Arab Spring. These things would be met with a lot of opposition...
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Pax Vobis on May 14, 2019, 10:06:46 PM
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I don't see how the combination of these two is remotely possible in our current climate.
Do you know what happens to “negative nancies”?  All of your social media pictures get replaced by “be positive” memes for 3 business days, until your attitude is adjusted.  ...That would be worse than solitary confinement, haha.

Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 10:12:21 PM
It would cause a revolution à la Cuba in 1959 and put the Communists in power, or something like the Arab Spring. These things would be met with a lot of opposition...

Hasn't the success of the Masonic GREC ralliement of the SSPX taught you that all attitudes are pliable?

Everything has to do with how they are handled.

Memory and attention spans in our fast-paced world soon forget what they were mad about 5 years ago, and the revolution is able to progress.

Same in politics (which is actually where the strategy of incrementalism originated).

Prepare the terrain, and most of the people can be led by the nose into anything (including, as the SSPX reversal teaches us, believing the exact opposite of what they believed 20 years ago, all the while proclaiming "we have always been at war with Eastasia!"
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Incredulous on May 14, 2019, 10:14:16 PM


This is the only promise you need to keep... to make their whole house of cards come tumbling down:

9) Preclude Jews from holding any public office, college professorships, or any voice in the public media or production of media
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 10:16:45 PM
In all honesty and sympathy, though, I am inviting the negative nancies to stick with the Judeo-Masonic republicans, and leave the recovery to those of us with the heart to see it through.

It is the negative nancy mindset which has allowed the SSPX to be subverted.

But the SSPX is today only a microcosm of the greater global prison-planet at large, which suggests to the weak and pliable, "Might as well just keep below the radar and make the best of it I can."

I do not wish to suggest that I am taking this thread seriously (except for the part about actually forming a traditional Catholic party (with most of the tenets in this thread becoming the party platform), but just that I take exception to the weakness these "trad realists" represent (more because of the damage it does to the Church than to American society).
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 14, 2019, 10:19:32 PM
All this talk of Nebraska and you haven't even mentioned California.

What are your plans to deal with this state, Mr. Johnson?
Well, after 78% of its population is deported to Nebraska (and/or Philly/Jersey), I don't think there will be many problems left there.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: ByzCat3000 on May 15, 2019, 01:35:16 AM
Lol
None of this is remotely possible (naturally speaking).
We can dream though...
I guess you're right, but I guess the difference I had in mind wasn't the sheer difficulty of implementing the policy legally, but the impossibility of enforcing it
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 15, 2019, 07:22:15 AM
Buses will be banned; public transportation will be limited to services for the disabled.

I think that a high-speed train system would be nice.  Mandate Public transportation to (Traditional) Catholic churches with stops scheduled before each Mass.

Ban the Novus Ordo Mass in the United States.

Expel the Vatican ambassador until Rome converts.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 15, 2019, 07:24:04 AM
If we had delegates to start chapters in every state, we could actually get something off the ground (I am serious about this part).  There aare different requirements in different states to getting onto the ballot, and I am familiar with those processes.  It is possible.

I agree.  I've always thought we should try to get something going.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 15, 2019, 07:35:06 AM
In light of your strategic cunning evinced in some of your other posts, you just got promoted to National Campaign Manager...and Ambassador to Hungary.

Indeed, strategic cunning would be absolutely essential for success.  We must employ significant amounts of mental reservation.  We'd have to begin with a platform that could elicit widespread support from various "conservative Christian" groups until they find themselves banned themselves and Catholics have taken over control of the country.  We need to use them strategically to get elected.  We use them to get votes, but we never allow them to get any foothold in the party leadership that would allow them to wrest control from the Catholics.

We'd have to begin by calling it the "Conservative Christian Party", and include all the common conservative moral (and some economic) parts of the platform as the core, while leaving out the specifically Catholics parts that would erode the support.  Then once we're in power we must start gradually adding in the Catholic parts of the platform in the proper order, beginning with those that are least potentially-objectionable to Protestants.

In fact, calling out the Vatican early on regarding their undermining of morals would in fact lull them to sleep regarding the Catholic identity of the party.  We too can be as "wise as serpents".
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 15, 2019, 07:47:25 AM
Let the campaign start here at Cathinfo!

😊

I really couldn’t do any worse than the Jewish shills in office!

Here is my platform:

Monetary Policy:

1) Immediate reinstatement of the gold standard;

2) Immediate abolition of the Federal Reserve;

3) Annulment of the federal deficit;

4) Complete prohibition of interest on non-productive loans.


Foreign Policy:

1) Withdraw all American forces from the Eastern and Southern Hemispheres;

2) Ban the export of all military technology;

3) Withdraw all economic aid to Israel;

4) Withdraw from the UN;


Domestic Policy:

1) Repeal the Patriot Act;

2) Disband the following federal agencies: CIA; NSA; CDC; IRS; IMF; AMA;

3) Abolish the federal income tax;

4) Criminalize all abortions as felonies;

5) Criminalize sodomy and annul all legislation in support of it;

6) Eliminate the federal court system;

7) Declare the pre-conciliar Catholic religion the official religion of the USA;

8 Stop all Muslim immigration and begin the deportation process unless life endangerment can be shown;

9) Preclude Jews from holding any public office, college professorships, or any voice in the public media or production of media;

10) Ban the erection of non-Catholic places of worship; those already erected must be closed;

11) Exceptions to any/all of the aforementioned will have the option to relocate to Nebraska.

PS: I am an experienced presidential candidate (last time, I voted for myself).

Remember: Every vote wasted on Trump is a vote stolen from Sean!!!

Let’s get out the vote!

😂
 

Let's analyze this platform.

We need to initially hold off on the anti-Israeli part of the economic platform, since too many fundies have been co-opted by the Zionists.  So we start by saying that we'll eliminate funding for all foreign states that are hostile to the interests of the United States.  We start initially by withholding foreign aid to any Muslim countries.  That will actually rally support from the Jews and pro-Jewish fundies.  Then, when the time is right, after we are in office, we designate Israel an enemy of the United States by executive order.  We need to exploit executive orders to gradually turn this into a quasi-monarchical form of government.

We can all it the "Christian Party".  Indeed, the term Christian applies only to orthodox/Traditional Catholics, but they won't know any different.  We emphasize the morally conservative aspects of the platform, along with the constitutionally-conservative parts (monetary policy, foreign policy).  We could garner support from the broad range of folks who supported Ron Paul (due to the constitutional conservatism) but then draw into the fold the segment of neo-con fundies that could be drawn over by putting a morally-conservative spin on it.  Now, we'd likely lose the classical "libertarian" due to the moral parts, but we'd draw wide conserative fundie support.  We might even draw in Jewish money if we start by banning all foreign aid to Muslim countries.

Perhaps we could employ a strategy so as not to lose the libertarians, enunciating a moral position platform without tipping our hand that we'll ban the contrary, i.e. saying that we believe in these things but won't impose them (to start).
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 15, 2019, 07:52:03 AM
Let us also add in huge tax breaks for people with larger families.

So, for instance, if we have a 10% National Sales Tax, for each child you have, you drop 1%.  So someone with 10 legitimate children would pay zero sales tax.  Children born out of wedlock would not count.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Pax Vobis on May 15, 2019, 08:10:19 AM
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We can all it the "Christian Party".
Or the "Christian Constitutionalist Libertarian" party.  The "CCL" Party, for short. (a play on words, to also pull in the 2nd amendment'ers who aren't part of any of these groups).

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Perhaps we could employ a strategy so as not to lose the libertarians, enunciating a moral position platform without tipping our hand that we'll ban the contrary, i.e. saying that we believe in these things but won't impose them (to start).
I agree.  Realistically, you wouldn't be able to impose moral standards until 10-20 years after demolishing the "old guard".  That would be pretty far down the line.  And really, since the US has never been a catholic county, we'd have to be careful to recognize that our goals would be foreign to 99% of the population.  Pragmatic laws and prudence would be key. 

Banning all non-catholic churches would not be a good goal.  Even the pope allowed a jewish ghetto in rome.  Catholicism has never been about imposing morality directly, but definitely banning IMMORAL activities and OPEN/PUBLIC non-catholic displays would be enough (for the first few decades).

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We need to initially hold off on the anti-Israeli part of the economic platform, since too many fundies have been co-opted by the Zionists.  So we start by saying that we'll eliminate funding for all foreign states that are hostile to the interests of the United States.  We start initially by withholding foreign aid to any Muslim countries.  That will actually rally support from the Jews and pro-Jewish fundies.  Then, when the time is right, after we are in office, we designate Israel an enemy of the United States by executive order.  We need to exploit executive orders to gradually turn this into a quasi-monarchical form of government.
You could even get around this controversy by saying that, for 10 years, the US won't support ANY foreign country whatsoever, so that $ can be spent fixing our infrastructure and promoting local farms and manufacturing, to re-industrialize our country.  A "foreign aid" vacation.  The only exceptions might be some staunch, long-standing allies that need our help from emergencies or natural disasters.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Pax Vobis on May 15, 2019, 08:15:35 AM
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Let us also add in huge tax breaks for people with larger families.

So, for instance, if we have a 10% National Sales Tax, for each child you have, you drop 1%.  So someone with 10 legitimate children would pay zero sales tax.  Children born out of wedlock would not count.
Yes, certainly tax breaks for families.  Also, there was one plan for a national sales tax that ONLY taxed brand new goods.  All used items were exempt.  This encouraged thriftyness, repairs of broken items and helped people to save $.  The tax would only apply from the manufacturer to retail stores to customers.  There is so much $ that does not get taxed from the black market (criminals don't file tax returns), that this lost tax revenue alone would make up for the tax free used market.  At least, that's what the plan estimated.  I think by reducing the federal govt size, you wouldn't need as much revenue anyway, so a tax free used market is viable.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Motorede on May 15, 2019, 08:16:46 AM
Yard signs are on the way:

"Vote for Sean - TCP" (Traditional Catholic Party)

Ohio, you say?

In light of your strategic cunning evinced in some of your other posts, you just got promoted to National Campaign Manager...and Ambassador to Hungary.

We will capitalize on the pedophilia scandal (homosexual and pederasty scandal, really), and our message will be that our pre-conciliar Catholicism is the real Catholicism before the fags infiltrated, then became accepted (and ordained, consecrated, etc).

That will rally those who identify as Catholics to our side (i.e., most are too stupid to rally to a doctrinal platform, but many still understand natural law morality, albeit fewer all the time).

If we had delegates to start chapters in every state, we could actually get something off the ground (I am serious about this part).  There aare different requirements in different states to getting onto the ballot, and I am familiar with those processes.  It is possible.
Not intending to rabbit hole or stir up trouble here on this topic but.....we have major breaking news here,folks! Headlines: "Feeneyite" promoted to campaign manager for Candidate Johnson's presidential campaign. Should we predict political in-fighting before the race for presidency even begins? Is this already the end of the National Christian Party before it begins? Can compromise really work here between two uncompromising forces? Are we witnessing the personification of  the old saying "politics makes strange bed-fellows"? A fulfillment of the prophecy of the lions laying down with the lambs? Can the two come together for the greater good? Will they imitate the Left's successful strategy "Let us never fight each other"? "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times". Which one will it be?  We now return you to your local station for weather updates.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Pax Vobis on May 15, 2019, 08:27:50 AM
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"Feeneyite" promoted to campaign manager for Candidate Johnson's presidential campaign.
Ha ha.  No, this story sets up as one of the greatest catholic operas of all time.
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In the beginning of the 21st century, two Traditional Catholics from opposite sides of the "Baptism of Desire" issue, form a political partnership and convert an entire pagan country to catholicism in 2 decades.  The glories of catholicism in America dwarf the Middle Ages in numbers of cathoilic religious communities and converts.  As these 2 men reach the pinnacle of triumph over all of the atheistic and immoral forces of the last 200 years, they are both working behind the scenes to setup an Inquisition against each other, both believing that each is a heretic worthy of death.  What follows is a bloody civil war of epic porportions, as the catholic country spins out of control and WW3 engulfs the entire world.  This proving that some prophecies cannot be avoided and the modern world is headed for destruction no matter what...
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Rated R for violence, language and smoking.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Stanley N on May 15, 2019, 08:30:42 AM
2) Disband the following federal agencies: CIA; NSA; CDC; IRS; IMF; AMA;
 I don't see the point in one of these: why would you want to disband the Impossible Missions Force (IMF)? :)

And the AMA isn't a federal agency.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Motorede on May 15, 2019, 08:32:29 AM
...and lots and lots of drinking. :laugh1:
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Motorede on May 15, 2019, 08:34:21 AM
Ha ha.  No, this story sets up as one of the greatest catholic operas of all time.
.
In the beginning of the 21st century, two Traditional Catholics from opposite sides of the "Baptism of Desire" issue, form a political partnership and convert an entire pagan country to catholicism in 2 decades.  The glories of catholicism in America dwarf the Middle Ages in numbers of cathoilic religious communities and converts.  As these 2 men reach the pinnacle of triumph over all of the atheistic and immoral forces of the last 200 years, they are both working behind the scenes to setup an Inquisition against each other, both believing that each is a heretic worthy of death.  What follows is a bloody civil war of epic porportions, as the catholic country spins out of control and WW3 engulfs the entire world.  This proving that some prophecies cannot be avoided and the modern world is headed for destruction no matter what...

                    Rated R for violence, language and smoking.
...and lots and lots of drinking.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Pax Vobis on May 15, 2019, 08:34:51 AM
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why would you want to disband the Impossible Missions Force (IMF)? (https://www.cathinfo.com/Smileys/classic/smiley.gif)
Good point.  This agency would be re-directed from secret spy actions to working with the "impossibly" hard-hearted non-catholics, with the "mission" to convert them.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Matthew on May 15, 2019, 09:24:59 AM
Good point.  This agency would be re-directed from secret spy actions to working with the "impossibly" hard-hearted non-catholics, with the "mission" to convert them.
I assume you're being silly -- I hope you all have heard of the International Monetary Fund.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 15, 2019, 09:33:23 AM
"Feeneyite" promoted to campaign manager for Candidate Johnson's presidential campaign.

No worries.  When we get our man Sean into office, he'll use his political clout to help get us a real Catholic Pope, who will then decide the matter once and for all.

Sean can open up the CIA files to definitely establish once and for all that Cardinal Siri had been elected and that the V2 Popes have been illegitimate.  Of course, this would mean that the Sedevacantists were right all along, so perhaps Sean might bury the evidence.   :laugh1:
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 15, 2019, 09:36:24 AM
Ha ha.  No, this story sets up as one of the greatest catholic operas of all time.
.
In the beginning of the 21st century, two Traditional Catholics from opposite sides of the "Baptism of Desire" issue, form a political partnership and convert an entire pagan country to catholicism in 2 decades.  The glories of catholicism in America dwarf the Middle Ages in numbers of cathoilic religious communities and converts.  As these 2 men reach the pinnacle of triumph over all of the atheistic and immoral forces of the last 200 years, they are both working behind the scenes to setup an Inquisition against each other, both believing that each is a heretic worthy of death.  What follows is a bloody civil war of epic porportions, as the catholic country spins out of control and WW3 engulfs the entire world.  This proving that some prophecies cannot be avoided and the modern world is headed for destruction no matter what...
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Rated R for violence, language and smoking.

Well, if we can't get two Traditional Catholics working together, then any hope of building a broader political coalition is doomed already.

[Sean's cunning campaign manager has been working behind the scenes to set up his deposition and replacement by a Feeneyite the entire time.]
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Matthew on May 15, 2019, 09:46:56 AM
I am using Judeo-Masonic strategems against the Judeo-Masons.

I hope you're joking here.

I know this whole thread is a joke, but seriously -- this is literally the error Bishop Fellay made. Trying to beat Freemasonry (Vatican II) with Freemasonic tactics. Trying to use the devil's weapons against him.

It doesn't work.

That's why the good peoples of Middle Earth couldn't wield the One Ring against Sauron -- it's his! He made it. It has his power. Tolkien was a Catholic, and he understood this.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Pax Vobis on May 15, 2019, 09:52:13 AM
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Rated R for violence, language and smoking....and lots and lots of drinking.
Starring:
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Mel Gibson (as Sean Johnson)
Liam Neeson (as Ladislaus)
Jim Caviezel (as Sean Johnson's secret-Inquisitor-turned military general)
Nicholas Cage (as Ladislaus' secret-Inquisitor-turned military general)
Leonardo DiCaprio (family man dealing with the crisis at the local level)
Anthony Hopkins (as Pope Athanasius I)
Denzel Washington (Papal Legate to America, trying to halt the civil war)
.
With:
Morgan Freeman (narrator...who else?)
Al Pacino (Fr Feeney flashback)
Tom Hanks (+ABL flashback)
Donald Trump (President Trump flashback...why not?)
Clint Eastwood (Putin flashback)
Jim Carrey (bumbling Canadian prime minister)
Oscar Isaacs (self-serving Mexican President)

In charge of stunts and action scenes:  Tom Cruise
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 15, 2019, 10:06:38 AM
Starring:
.
Mel Gibson (as Sean Johnson)
Liam Neeson (as Ladislaus)
Jim Caviezel (as Sean Johnson's secret-Inquisitor-turned military general)
Nicholas Cage (as Ladislaus' secret-Inquisitor-turned military general)
Leonardo DiCaprio (family man dealing with the crisis at the local level)
Anthony Hopkins (as Pope Athanasius I)
Denzel Washington (Papal Legate to America, trying to halt the civil war)
.
With:
Morgan Freeman (narrator...who else?)
Al Pacino (Fr Feeney flashback)
Tom Hanks (+ABL flashback)
Donald Trump (President Trump flashback...why not?)
Clint Eastwood (Putin flashback)
Jim Carrey (bumbling Canadian prime minister)
Oscar Isaacs (self-serving Mexican President)

In charge of stunts and action scenes:  Tom Cruise

:laugh1:

Cool.  I rather like Liam Neeson (as a character/personality) ... of course he appears to be an bad Catholic.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Motorede on May 15, 2019, 10:10:28 AM
What the hey! No Whoopi Goldberg in this cast?
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Mr G on May 15, 2019, 10:10:51 AM
In all honesty and sympathy, though, I am inviting the negative nancies to stick with the Judeo-Masonic republicans, and leave the recovery to those of us with the heart to see it through.

It is the negative nancy mindset which has allowed the SSPX to be subverted.

But the SSPX is today only a microcosm of the greater global prison-planet at large, which suggests to the weak and pliable, "Might as well just keep below the radar and make the best of it I can."

I do not wish to suggest that I am taking this thread seriously (except for the part about actually forming a traditional Catholic party (with most of the tenets in this thread becoming the party platform), but just that I take exception to the weakness these "trad realists" represent (more because of the damage it does to the Church than to American society).
I did not know you knew Nancy so well.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 15, 2019, 10:12:50 AM
I hope you're joking here.

I know this whole thread is a joke, but seriously -- this is literally the error Bishop Fellay made. Trying to beat Freemasonry (Vatican II) with Freemasonic tactics. Trying to use the devil's weapons against him.

It doesn't work.

That's why the good peoples of Middle Earth couldn't wield the One Ring against Sauron -- it's his! He made it. It has his power. Tolkien was a Catholic, and he understood this.

I have no problem using underhanded tactics ... provided they're in the realm of mental reservation and do not compromise moral principles.  As you know, I'm very anti- "ends justifies the means".

But, you're right, it wouldn't work, since the agents of Satan (perhaps literal demons) would alert these diabolical slime of our tactics.

See, if +Fellay had used various tactics to help CONVERT the Romans and effect a takeover, that would be one thing.  But he's compromising the entire time and trying to find middle ground, etc.  In other words, his tactics are all wrong, and I'm not even sure he still maintains the end goal of converting Rome.  Probably no longer sees it as necessary, since they're all Catholics.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Kazimierz on May 15, 2019, 11:37:41 AM
Haha.  Yes, it’s LED neon rainbow, but that’s just to attract a certain clientele, which we can bus to Canada, a.k.a. the gay-version of France.

Also, everyone knows that New Jersey is the armpit of America, with Philly the 2nd one.  All planned “campsites” for Nebraska should be moved to those 2 crapholes.  Nebraska should be saved for farming and cattle.  
When sending the aforementioned human detritus north of 49, only Ontario and Quebec will accept the refuse. Maybe some poofters will sneak into the Martitimes. Manitoba isnt sure what to do yet.
Saskatchewan, Alberta and an eastern stretch of BC anschlussed by Alberta (due to the large content of Albertans living therein),
having seceded from Canada, will formally petition President Sean Johnson to join The Great Confederacy. 
Alberta can then build the transcontinental pipeline through a tidied up Washington state. :)
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Pax Vobis on May 15, 2019, 11:59:51 AM
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Cool.  I rather like Liam Neeson (as a character/personality)
Yes, I would imagine that in person you're more quietly passionate and more deliberate than Sean, which fits well with Liam's normal characters.  I imagine Sean in person is an openly passionate leader, a shoot-first, ask-questions-later type (in a good way), though still strategic, which fits Mel Gibson's normal characters.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Kazimierz on May 15, 2019, 12:18:35 PM
Starring:
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Mel Gibson (as Sean Johnson)
Liam Neeson (as Ladislaus)
Jim Caviezel (as Sean Johnson's secret-Inquisitor-turned military general)
Nicholas Cage (as Ladislaus' secret-Inquisitor-turned military general)
Leonardo DiCaprio (family man dealing with the crisis at the local level)
Anthony Hopkins (as Pope Athanasius I)
Denzel Washington (Papal Legate to America, trying to halt the civil war)
.
With:
Morgan Freeman (narrator...who else?)
Al Pacino (Fr Feeney flashback)
Tom Hanks (+ABL flashback)
Donald Trump (President Trump flashback...why not?)
Clint Eastwood (Putin flashback)
Jim Carrey (bumbling Canadian prime minister)
Oscar Isaacs (self-serving Mexican President)

In charge of stunts and action scenes:  Tom Cruise
James Earl Jones as narrator alongside Freeman
........
working movie titles......for starters  8)
1. Lethal Johnson
2. The Passion of Sean
3. Rhinegate
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Pax Vobis on May 15, 2019, 12:50:26 PM
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James Earl Jones as narrator alongside Freeman
........
working movie titles......for starters  (https://www.cathinfo.com/Smileys/classic/cool.gif)
1. Lethal Johnson
2. The Passion of Sean
3. Rhinegate
Ha ha!  We could go slightly sci-fi and have James Earl Jones do a Darth Vader voice-over, during a Sean nightmare sequence.  The night before the pivot battle, Sean dreams of his emotional meeting against his former best friend-turned-enemy, Ladislaus, and how it parallels Luke's first meeting with Vader.  Sean fears he will lose more than just his hand.  He fears this war, which he started but now cannot stop, will cost him his soul.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 15, 2019, 01:06:19 PM
Ha ha!  We could go slightly sci-fi and have James Earl Jones do a Darth Vader voice-over, during a Sean nightmare sequence.  The night before the pivot battle, Sean dreams of his emotional meeting against his former best friend-turned-enemy, Ladislaus, and how it parallels Luke's first meeting with Vader.  Sean fears he will lose more than just his hand.  He fears this war, which he started but now cannot stop, will cost him his soul.

Sean, I am your faaaather.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: ByzCat3000 on May 15, 2019, 02:30:28 PM
Starring:
.
Mel Gibson (as Sean Johnson)
Liam Neeson (as Ladislaus)
Jim Caviezel (as Sean Johnson's secret-Inquisitor-turned military general)
Nicholas Cage (as Ladislaus' secret-Inquisitor-turned military general)
Leonardo DiCaprio (family man dealing with the crisis at the local level)
Anthony Hopkins (as Pope Athanasius I)
Denzel Washington (Papal Legate to America, trying to halt the civil war)
.
With:
Morgan Freeman (narrator...who else?)
Al Pacino (Fr Feeney flashback)
Tom Hanks (+ABL flashback)
Donald Trump (President Trump flashback...why not?)
Clint Eastwood (Putin flashback)
Jim Carrey (bumbling Canadian prime minister)
Oscar Isaacs (self-serving Mexican President)

In charge of stunts and action scenes:  Tom Cruise
I so badly wish this movie existed.  
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Alexandria on May 15, 2019, 03:54:38 PM
A few questions for the candidate.

1)  Why not disband the FBI?  They've become corrupt like the rest.

2)  You wrote: 

"8 Stop all Muslim immigration and begin the deportation process unless life endangerment can be shown;"

How are you going to contain the ones you keep that can prove life endangerment?
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: 2Vermont on May 15, 2019, 04:10:00 PM
I officially announce my vice-presidential running mate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YTiw1YhkE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YTiw1YhkE)
I love Archie Bunker, but I would have thought your VP running mate would be "X", your other you.  :laugh1:
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 15, 2019, 05:46:57 PM
Rather surprised this topic received this much commentary and attention.

Perhaps there is a nucleus here to build on?

Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Kazimierz on May 15, 2019, 06:01:42 PM
A few more titles......remember there will be sequels....

1. Mr. Johnson goes to Washington
2. The TradCatholic Candidate
3. A Pole in the White House

then comes the blockbuster, nation building, world changing film and series of them all...

SEAN TREK: IN PRINCIPIO

ST2: THE WRATH OF SEAN

THE SEARCH FOR SEAN:The President goes missing after a botched impeachment by the Satanocrats.
SEAN TREK IV 1/16: The President nukes the gay whales
SEAN TREK V: The President goes camping in the mountains with his closest advisors. Beans, bourbon and hilarity ensue. There are no crazy laughing half siblings, trashy FX or any other dumb premises.

SEAN TREK VI: Political thriller. The President saves his own life seven times while fighting a vote recall that could threaten his ascension to be the last of the great Catholic emperors before the imminent return of Our Lord. (Truly a bit of unexplored territory ;) ;) ;) ;) :D :D :D)
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: PAT317 on May 15, 2019, 07:43:19 PM
Rather surprised this topic received this much commentary and attention.
Best thread in a while!
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Pax Vobis on May 15, 2019, 08:21:50 PM
Great titles, Kazimierz!  I was thinking this story needed a trilogy to be properly told.  Here are my ideas:

Trent Wars 1 - WaterWorld
Trent Wars 2 - Desire for Justice
Trent Wars 3 - Baptism by Fire
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Pax Vobis on May 15, 2019, 08:52:09 PM
Other Options:

It’s a Mad, Mad, Rad Trad World

Salvation Games
Salvation Games 2 - Catching Water
Salvation Games 3 - Mock n Slay
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 15, 2019, 09:16:51 PM
Rather surprised this topic received this much commentary and attention.

Perhaps there is a nucleus here to build on?

Ah, it's nice to take a break from the deadly serious theological discussions and Church crisis ... to have a bit of fun.

Yet ... I too am not joking about forming our own political party.  I've had thoughts along those lines for quite a few years now.

And it also feels good not to be duking it out with you for a change.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 15, 2019, 09:37:23 PM
Ah, it's nice to take a break from the deadly serious theological discussions and Church crisis ... to have a bit of fun.

Yet ... I too am not joking about forming our own political party.  I've had thoughts along those lines for quite a few years now.

And it also feels good not to be duking it out with you for a change.

AGREED!!

Thing is, one 5-minute google search on me, and the whole plot would fail.

It may just be that you will have to become the front man, with me working in the background.

If you have not been completely anonymous, at least your identity will not be surmised by a simple "sean johnson, traditionalist, sspx" search.

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Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Kazimierz on May 16, 2019, 07:30:15 AM
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It’s a Mad, Mad, Rad Trad World

Salvation Games
Salvation Games 2 - Catching Water
Salvation Games 3 - Mock n Slay
Good!Good! :jumping2:


Sean Johnson and the Restorers of the Absconded Monstrance
Sean Johnson and The Communion Rail
Pray Hard
Pray Harder
Pray your Hardest
Sean Johnson vs the Demoncratic Army of Dumbarses.....Groovy!
Sean Johnson as The Excommunicator....I will be out Bach
Praeceptor........Sean Johnson and his squad of Knights Templar find themselves stalked by the Conciliar Beast from Frank's Kool Aid lagoon......"Get to da chapel!"
:D
One for the kiddies:
Sean the Sheep: The President stars as the righteous ovid who foils the plans of the evil black goat Frank-lyenoughalready and the Prelature pigs
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 16, 2019, 08:13:27 AM
Thing is, one 5-minute google search on me, and the whole plot would fail.
 
I thought of that also.  It's hard for a plot to succeed when we've telegraphed the entire thing point by point on the web.  Although ... perhaps we could ask Matthew to delete this thread, hopefully before it gets archived somewhere.

Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2019, 09:08:15 AM
If I was a Yank, I'd vote for him  :cheers:  
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Incredulous on May 16, 2019, 09:50:05 AM
AGREED!!

Thing is, one 5-minute google search on me, and the whole plot would fail.

It may just be that you will have to become the front man, with me working in the background.

If you have not been completely anonymous, at least your identity will not be surmised by a simple "sean johnson, traditionalist, sspx" search.

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It doesn't matter about your background...

But now, you must prove your manly worth... like the ex-military presidents :cowboy:

You have to pass a specific test to be president... in the eyes of the trad Remnant.


The Test:

Pray, fast and then travel to Baltimore, Maryland.

There you must enter a dive bar named "Ale Mary's" at the corner of Fleet & Washington streets.

You must go up, address the bartender, and if he resists, slug him in the jaw, if necessary, with sufficient force to knock him out.

They you must immediately rescue the Monstrance and other holy vessels and reliquaries held hostage there.


Then and only then, will we endorse and pray for your presidency.


"Ale Mary" Dive Bar Uses Monstrance and Chalices for Drunken Revelries

Edit: A definition from Wikipedia is useful here: Blasphemy is irreverence towards religious or holy persons or things.[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blasphemy#cite_note-0) Some countries have laws to punish blasphemy,[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blasphemy#cite_note-1) while others have laws to give recourse to those who are offended by blasphemy.


[Fell's Point, Baltimore, MD] There was a show called "Cheers" on television years ago.  It was bawdy and vulgar yet there were some borders it was not safe to pass in the early 80s when the show first aired.  It depicted a homey place, reminiscent of an unpretentious neighborhood bar with a hint of old world ambiance and Boston charm.  The heavy wooden furniture and the bar spoke of permanence, elegance,  and  that favorite piety of secular artists, human dignity. It was not always clear who the show's buffoons were, but you knew them when you saw them, and sometimes, it was a comedic mailman who could be the most noble in the simplicity of his fears.  Some other writer said something about irony being lost on a society which had no shame.  That's why we'd like to wield a metaphorical hammer.  Perhaps there are others who can put a better finish on the details of what we will tell.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sT5WvAZibgs/T2_aQl_mDVI/AAAAAAAACYY/wUsqSyiB1ts/s1600/NUNPICSM.JPG) (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sT5WvAZibgs/T2_aQl_mDVI/AAAAAAAACYY/wUsqSyiB1ts/s1600/NUNPICSM.JPG)
Satirical painting: priest displeased with Nun?
All we can say is that sometimes evil is really mundane and some of us don't realize that we're not only bufoons needlessly offending  people's religious sensibilities, but far worse than that, we're offending God.  Even the name of the bar, a pun on the Blessed Mother's name seems calculated to be offensive.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UYm9X-mb8aQ/T2_aYQ0x7RI/AAAAAAAACYg/4G-mEnU77Zk/s320/549707_10150691184108607_526408606_9286890_45909583_n.jpg) (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UYm9X-mb8aQ/T2_aYQ0x7RI/AAAAAAAACYg/4G-mEnU77Zk/s1600/549707_10150691184108607_526408606_9286890_45909583_n.jpg)
Would you like some candy?
We're not talking about this place, but it's not far from Boston, but it boasts a similar unmistakable charm you'd expect in New England with friendly folks. One of the features of the bar, and there are many, is its unmistakable Catholic ambiance. It's called, Ale Mary's (http://www.alemarys.com/) and is located in Fell's point Maryland. One can just smell the faint aroma of the ocean as you think about it. The food is inexpensive, but if you're Catholic you might find it too expensive for the peace of your conscience to see the sacramental elements of your religion appear for the sake of decoration in peculiarly deliberate ways.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7TxZslAKkzk/T2_aoi6OcYI/AAAAAAAACYo/U_Su2ljXtLA/s320/L_PIC12.jpg) (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7TxZslAKkzk/T2_aoi6OcYI/AAAAAAAACYo/U_Su2ljXtLA/s1600/L_PIC12.jpg)
Chalices Used for Holy Sacrifice Being Abused by Patrons

It's not surprising, but it's not acceptable either that chalices which are used in Catholic Mass for the consecration of wine which becomes the blood of Christ, are used by patrons to drink (and get drunk from). They're made of precious metals, sometimes jewels, but their use in such a secular setting is strange and unsettling. No less than the inexplicable painting of a priest with a stole, looking aghast or in surprise at a nun who has her back to him. The most disturbing thing in the restaurant is the monstrance which is behind the bar used as decoration. The monstrance is large ornate disk, often resembling the sun, which is surmounted in a long stand with a heavy base. It contains a crystal compartment at the center of the disk where a consecrated communion Host can be placed inside and it allows the priest to elevate the entire object by the stand for the veneration of the Sacrament it contains. Seeing this monstrance here in this bar, covered with mardigras beads and a mustached smiley face where the Host would normally be is a little bit like finding family heirlooms in the hands of people who not only use them for purposes for which they were never intended, but use them in disrespectful ways.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-AbmtuAg0K-4/T2_YgPHSR2I/AAAAAAAACYI/0_XROtbEHTg/s400/monstrance.bmp) (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-AbmtuAg0K-4/T2_YgPHSR2I/AAAAAAAACYI/0_XROtbEHTg/s1600/monstrance.bmp)
Mustached Smiley Face Seems Particularly Malevolent
We found out about this recently and the individual who sent this to us wrote an e-mail complaining about the display of these religious items and even offered to purchase them. Far from being treated with the respect she deserved, her concerns were met with derision.  

Despite the bar owner claiming that no one cared about this clearly blasphemous display of religious artifacts, he asked her to remove an entry she made under the bar at a public site allowing comment on establishments. As he berated our friend, the proprietor insisted as an argument to justify his sacrilege and disrespect for Catholic sacramentals, that there were even Bishops and priests who thought that his blasphemous inclusion of religious articles was comical and that there was nothing wrong with this display.

Apparently, there's some truth to what he says, because Catholic clergy, including senior, does frequent this place.

We'll be praying a Rosary in reparation for having seen this blasphemy.  Hopefully, the proprietor can be persuaded to part with these items before word of this affects his business either spiritually or financially.


Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 16, 2019, 11:12:04 AM
Those poor, poor people!

Today I will offer some form of penance for these outrages.

Incredible that place hasn’t been burned to the ground by indignant Catholics.

Can you imagine if they were Jewish or Muslim “relics?”

Proof that in our times, they are stronger in their perfidy and errors than we trads are in our truth.

In my empire, I would set that aright immediately!
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Kazimierz on May 16, 2019, 11:28:27 AM
Those poor, poor people!

Today I will offer some form of penance for these outrages.

Incredible that place hasn’t been burned to the ground by indignant Catholics.

Can you imagine if they were Jewish or Muslim “relics?”

Proof that in our times, they are stronger in their perfidy and errors than we trads are in our truth.

In my empire, I would set that aright immediately!
 Use a phosphorous concoction thus making it extremely difficult to extinguish. Plenty of napalm too. Enough is enough already.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Alexandria on May 16, 2019, 12:36:03 PM
A few questions for the candidate.

1)  Why not disband the FBI?  They've become corrupt like the rest.

2)  You wrote:  

"8 Stop all Muslim immigration and begin the deportation process unless life endangerment can be shown;"

How are you going to contain the ones you keep that can prove life endangerment?
I see the candidate ignores the little people, so I'll just vote for Hillary again.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 16, 2019, 12:50:55 PM
If I was a Yank, I'd vote for him  :cheers:  

Start your own Sister Party over there.  Nick for Prime Minister !

Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 16, 2019, 12:53:27 PM

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7TxZslAKkzk/T2_aoi6OcYI/AAAAAAAACYo/U_Su2ljXtLA/s320/L_PIC12.jpg) (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7TxZslAKkzk/T2_aoi6OcYI/AAAAAAAACYo/U_Su2ljXtLA/s1600/L_PIC12.jpg)
Chalices Used for Holy Sacrifice Being Abused by Patrons


I doubt that THOSE chalices (in the picture) were ever "used for Holy Sacrifice"; they appear to be Novus Ordo wine goblets used for their Memorial Meals.  And they're most likely not even gold-plated, much less gold, for that would be an affront to poor people everywhere.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 16, 2019, 12:54:55 PM
I see the candidate ignores the little people, so I'll just vote for Hillary again.

Whatever!  Go ahead and throw your vote away on a loser again.  Or else you can vote for the winner, Sean.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on May 16, 2019, 03:15:39 PM
A few questions for the candidate.

1)  Why not disband the FBI?  They've become corrupt like the rest.

2)  You wrote:  

"8 Stop all Muslim immigration and begin the deportation process unless life endangerment can be shown;"

How are you going to contain the ones you keep that can prove life endangerment?

Yes, the Federal Bureau of Intimidation (and the federal bureau of anything, for that matter) will be disbanded.

As for the Muslims who remain, they shall be relocated to Nebraska (which will also house the homosexuals), and will become a fenced reservation for subversives and undesirables of all types: Something between a prison colony, Indian reservation, and New York City in the 1980’s Kurt Russell movie “Escape from New York.”
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Motorede on May 16, 2019, 03:23:25 PM
I doubt that THOSE chalices (in the picture) were ever "used for Holy Sacrifice"; they appear to be Novus Ordo wine goblets used for their Memorial Meals.  And they're most likely not even gold-plated, much less gold, for that would be an affront to poor people everywhere.
The Chilean communist poet [sic], Pablo Neruda, was an avid collector of nice chalices for use at his banquets. Now these, yes, were consecrated chalices, made of  sterling silver, gold-plated and with the enamels and jewels customarily found on our traditional Catholic altar ware. Of course, they came from pillaged churches during the Allende communist dictatorship. Don't know where they ended up--in a museum or melted or sent to mother Russia, maybe.
A lot of valuable religious items were sent to Russia by the commies during the Spanish Civil War before Franco and the Nationalists could stop them. But he did rescue the left hand of Saint Teresa of Avila which was on a Soviet ship in Málaga laden with much wealth and religious items and ready to sail to Russia. Franco attacked the port, conquered, and saved these looted things for Spain. He kept this relic with him during the rest of the "reconquest" but returned it after the war to the Carmelite convent in Ronda from where it was stolen.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Motorede on May 16, 2019, 03:30:45 PM
Yes, the Federal Bureau of Intimidation (and the federal bureau of anything, for that matter) will be disbanded.

As for the Muslims who remain, they shall be relocated to Nebraska (which will also house the homosexuals), and will become a fenced reservation for subversives and undesirables of all types: Something between a prison colony, Indian reservation, and New York City in the 1980’s Kurt Russell movie “Escape from New York.”
There are many uninhabited islands, big ones, on which to put all these degenerates. Keep America- and Nebraska- beautiful! Don't contaminate any of the fifty states with garbage. Rethink this plan of yours.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Matthew on May 16, 2019, 03:33:15 PM
Sean seems to have something against Nebraska. What did Nebraska ever do to you, Sean?
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Alexandria on May 17, 2019, 10:56:33 AM
Yes, the Federal Bureau of Intimidation (and the federal bureau of anything, for that matter) will be disbanded.

As for the Muslims who remain, they shall be relocated to Nebraska (which will also house the homosexuals), and will become a fenced reservation for subversives and undesirables of all types: Something between a prison colony, Indian reservation, and New York City in the 1980’s Kurt Russell movie “Escape from New York.”
Groovy! 
Step aside, Hillary.    My vote is going to Sean Johnson!  Make America Sane Again!!!  :cheers:
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Matthew on May 17, 2019, 11:00:35 AM
Groovy!  
Step aside, Hillary.    My vote is going to Sean Johnson!  Make America Sane Again!!!  :cheers:
Huh? You make it sound like Hillary was your 2nd choice, and like you considered voting for her!
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Alexandria on May 17, 2019, 11:07:08 AM
Huh? You make it sound like Hillary was your 2nd choice, and like you considered voting for her!
Have you no sense of humor?
Do you really think that anyone who comes here would ever consider voting for that witch?
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Ladislaus on May 17, 2019, 11:51:00 AM
Huh? You make it sound like Hillary was your 2nd choice, and like you considered voting for her!

This was a reference to a previous tongue-in-cheek comment she had made earlier in the thread.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Matthew on May 17, 2019, 12:06:15 PM
This was a reference to a previous tongue-in-cheek comment she had made earlier in the thread.

Oh I guess I missed it.
By the way, I DO have a sense of humor. But that doesn't mean everyone is a good comedian! hahaha
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Alexandria on May 17, 2019, 12:36:48 PM
:laugh1:

Very good, Matthew.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on July 19, 2019, 07:09:52 AM
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(http://blob:https://www.cathinfo.com/072ba937-56ee-40ab-a57a-5cb1e3279ea2)Every vote for Trump is a vote stolen from me!
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Alexandria on July 19, 2019, 11:58:08 AM
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(http://blob:https://www.cathinfo.com/072ba937-56ee-40ab-a57a-5cb1e3279ea2)Every vote for Trump is a vote stolen from me!
I'm writing your name in. 
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Mr G on July 19, 2019, 12:04:49 PM
I'm writing your name in.
Don't forget, you can always vote twice! It works for the Democrats.
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: SeanJohnson on July 19, 2019, 12:22:04 PM
Can’t remember:

Was Ladislaus my running mate/VP, or my campaign manager?
Title: Re: Sean Johnson for President!
Post by: Kazimierz on July 21, 2019, 11:14:29 PM
Sean.....when you alas will not achieve the office of the POTUS, how about championing a third order style of zealous Traditional Catholic laymen who at least spiritually can fashion themselves on the medieval crusading model?

The Sovereign Confederacy of Knights of Our Lady and St. Micheal the Archangel, our Lord being of course THE sovereign. 

Defenda nos in praelio sed Deus vult! Salve Regina!

Just a thought........ :)