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Offline Ladislaus

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Re: Sean Johnson for President!
« Reply #60 on: May 15, 2019, 07:47:25 AM »
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  • Let the campaign start here at Cathinfo!

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    I really couldn’t do any worse than the Jewish shills in office!

    Here is my platform:

    Monetary Policy:

    1) Immediate reinstatement of the gold standard;

    2) Immediate abolition of the Federal Reserve;

    3) Annulment of the federal deficit;

    4) Complete prohibition of interest on non-productive loans.


    Foreign Policy:

    1) Withdraw all American forces from the Eastern and Southern Hemispheres;

    2) Ban the export of all military technology;

    3) Withdraw all economic aid to Israel;

    4) Withdraw from the UN;


    Domestic Policy:

    1) Repeal the Patriot Act;

    2) Disband the following federal agencies: CIA; NSA; CDC; IRS; IMF; AMA;

    3) Abolish the federal income tax;

    4) Criminalize all abortions as felonies;

    5) Criminalize sodomy and annul all legislation in support of it;

    6) Eliminate the federal court system;

    7) Declare the pre-conciliar Catholic religion the official religion of the USA;

    8 Stop all Muslim immigration and begin the deportation process unless life endangerment can be shown;

    9) Preclude Jews from holding any public office, college professorships, or any voice in the public media or production of media;

    10) Ban the erection of non-Catholic places of worship; those already erected must be closed;

    11) Exceptions to any/all of the aforementioned will have the option to relocate to Nebraska.

    PS: I am an experienced presidential candidate (last time, I voted for myself).

    Remember: Every vote wasted on Trump is a vote stolen from Sean!!!

    Let’s get out the vote!

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    Let's analyze this platform.

    We need to initially hold off on the anti-Israeli part of the economic platform, since too many fundies have been co-opted by the Zionists.  So we start by saying that we'll eliminate funding for all foreign states that are hostile to the interests of the United States.  We start initially by withholding foreign aid to any Muslim countries.  That will actually rally support from the Jews and pro-Jewish fundies.  Then, when the time is right, after we are in office, we designate Israel an enemy of the United States by executive order.  We need to exploit executive orders to gradually turn this into a quasi-monarchical form of government.

    We can all it the "Christian Party".  Indeed, the term Christian applies only to orthodox/Traditional Catholics, but they won't know any different.  We emphasize the morally conservative aspects of the platform, along with the constitutionally-conservative parts (monetary policy, foreign policy).  We could garner support from the broad range of folks who supported Ron Paul (due to the constitutional conservatism) but then draw into the fold the segment of neo-con fundies that could be drawn over by putting a morally-conservative spin on it.  Now, we'd likely lose the classical "libertarian" due to the moral parts, but we'd draw wide conserative fundie support.  We might even draw in Jewish money if we start by banning all foreign aid to Muslim countries.

    Perhaps we could employ a strategy so as not to lose the libertarians, enunciating a moral position platform without tipping our hand that we'll ban the contrary, i.e. saying that we believe in these things but won't impose them (to start).

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #61 on: May 15, 2019, 07:52:03 AM »
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  • Let us also add in huge tax breaks for people with larger families.

    So, for instance, if we have a 10% National Sales Tax, for each child you have, you drop 1%.  So someone with 10 legitimate children would pay zero sales tax.  Children born out of wedlock would not count.


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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #62 on: May 15, 2019, 08:10:19 AM »
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    We can all it the "Christian Party".
    Or the "Christian Constitutionalist Libertarian" party.  The "CCL" Party, for short. (a play on words, to also pull in the 2nd amendment'ers who aren't part of any of these groups).

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    Perhaps we could employ a strategy so as not to lose the libertarians, enunciating a moral position platform without tipping our hand that we'll ban the contrary, i.e. saying that we believe in these things but won't impose them (to start).
    I agree.  Realistically, you wouldn't be able to impose moral standards until 10-20 years after demolishing the "old guard".  That would be pretty far down the line.  And really, since the US has never been a catholic county, we'd have to be careful to recognize that our goals would be foreign to 99% of the population.  Pragmatic laws and prudence would be key. 

    Banning all non-catholic churches would not be a good goal.  Even the pope allowed a jewish ghetto in rome.  Catholicism has never been about imposing morality directly, but definitely banning IMMORAL activities and OPEN/PUBLIC non-catholic displays would be enough (for the first few decades).

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    We need to initially hold off on the anti-Israeli part of the economic platform, since too many fundies have been co-opted by the Zionists.  So we start by saying that we'll eliminate funding for all foreign states that are hostile to the interests of the United States.  We start initially by withholding foreign aid to any Muslim countries.  That will actually rally support from the Jews and pro-Jewish fundies.  Then, when the time is right, after we are in office, we designate Israel an enemy of the United States by executive order.  We need to exploit executive orders to gradually turn this into a quasi-monarchical form of government.
    You could even get around this controversy by saying that, for 10 years, the US won't support ANY foreign country whatsoever, so that $ can be spent fixing our infrastructure and promoting local farms and manufacturing, to re-industrialize our country.  A "foreign aid" vacation.  The only exceptions might be some staunch, long-standing allies that need our help from emergencies or natural disasters.

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #63 on: May 15, 2019, 08:15:35 AM »
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    Let us also add in huge tax breaks for people with larger families.

    So, for instance, if we have a 10% National Sales Tax, for each child you have, you drop 1%.  So someone with 10 legitimate children would pay zero sales tax.  Children born out of wedlock would not count.
    Yes, certainly tax breaks for families.  Also, there was one plan for a national sales tax that ONLY taxed brand new goods.  All used items were exempt.  This encouraged thriftyness, repairs of broken items and helped people to save $.  The tax would only apply from the manufacturer to retail stores to customers.  There is so much $ that does not get taxed from the black market (criminals don't file tax returns), that this lost tax revenue alone would make up for the tax free used market.  At least, that's what the plan estimated.  I think by reducing the federal govt size, you wouldn't need as much revenue anyway, so a tax free used market is viable.

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #64 on: May 15, 2019, 08:16:46 AM »
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  • Yard signs are on the way:

    "Vote for Sean - TCP" (Traditional Catholic Party)

    Ohio, you say?

    In light of your strategic cunning evinced in some of your other posts, you just got promoted to National Campaign Manager...and Ambassador to Hungary.

    We will capitalize on the pedophilia scandal (homosexual and pederasty scandal, really), and our message will be that our pre-conciliar Catholicism is the real Catholicism before the fags infiltrated, then became accepted (and ordained, consecrated, etc).

    That will rally those who identify as Catholics to our side (i.e., most are too stupid to rally to a doctrinal platform, but many still understand natural law morality, albeit fewer all the time).

    If we had delegates to start chapters in every state, we could actually get something off the ground (I am serious about this part).  There aare different requirements in different states to getting onto the ballot, and I am familiar with those processes.  It is possible.
    Not intending to rabbit hole or stir up trouble here on this topic but.....we have major breaking news here,folks! Headlines: "Feeneyite" promoted to campaign manager for Candidate Johnson's presidential campaign. Should we predict political in-fighting before the race for presidency even begins? Is this already the end of the National Christian Party before it begins? Can compromise really work here between two uncompromising forces? Are we witnessing the personification of  the old saying "politics makes strange bed-fellows"? A fulfillment of the prophecy of the lions laying down with the lambs? Can the two come together for the greater good? Will they imitate the Left's successful strategy "Let us never fight each other"? "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times". Which one will it be?  We now return you to your local station for weather updates.


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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #65 on: May 15, 2019, 08:27:50 AM »
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    "Feeneyite" promoted to campaign manager for Candidate Johnson's presidential campaign.
    Ha ha.  No, this story sets up as one of the greatest catholic operas of all time.
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    In the beginning of the 21st century, two Traditional Catholics from opposite sides of the "Baptism of Desire" issue, form a political partnership and convert an entire pagan country to catholicism in 2 decades.  The glories of catholicism in America dwarf the Middle Ages in numbers of cathoilic religious communities and converts.  As these 2 men reach the pinnacle of triumph over all of the atheistic and immoral forces of the last 200 years, they are both working behind the scenes to setup an Inquisition against each other, both believing that each is a heretic worthy of death.  What follows is a bloody civil war of epic porportions, as the catholic country spins out of control and WW3 engulfs the entire world.  This proving that some prophecies cannot be avoided and the modern world is headed for destruction no matter what...
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    Rated R for violence, language and smoking.

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #66 on: May 15, 2019, 08:30:42 AM »
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  • 2) Disband the following federal agencies: CIA; NSA; CDC; IRS; IMF; AMA;
     I don't see the point in one of these: why would you want to disband the Impossible Missions Force (IMF)? :)

    And the AMA isn't a federal agency.

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #67 on: May 15, 2019, 08:32:29 AM »
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  • ...and lots and lots of drinking. :laugh1:


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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #68 on: May 15, 2019, 08:34:21 AM »
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  • Ha ha.  No, this story sets up as one of the greatest catholic operas of all time.
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    In the beginning of the 21st century, two Traditional Catholics from opposite sides of the "Baptism of Desire" issue, form a political partnership and convert an entire pagan country to catholicism in 2 decades.  The glories of catholicism in America dwarf the Middle Ages in numbers of cathoilic religious communities and converts.  As these 2 men reach the pinnacle of triumph over all of the atheistic and immoral forces of the last 200 years, they are both working behind the scenes to setup an Inquisition against each other, both believing that each is a heretic worthy of death.  What follows is a bloody civil war of epic porportions, as the catholic country spins out of control and WW3 engulfs the entire world.  This proving that some prophecies cannot be avoided and the modern world is headed for destruction no matter what...

                        Rated R for violence, language and smoking.
    ...and lots and lots of drinking.

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #69 on: May 15, 2019, 08:34:51 AM »
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    why would you want to disband the Impossible Missions Force (IMF)?
    Good point.  This agency would be re-directed from secret spy actions to working with the "impossibly" hard-hearted non-catholics, with the "mission" to convert them.

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #70 on: May 15, 2019, 09:24:59 AM »
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  • Good point.  This agency would be re-directed from secret spy actions to working with the "impossibly" hard-hearted non-catholics, with the "mission" to convert them.
    I assume you're being silly -- I hope you all have heard of the International Monetary Fund.
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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #71 on: May 15, 2019, 09:33:23 AM »
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  • "Feeneyite" promoted to campaign manager for Candidate Johnson's presidential campaign.

    No worries.  When we get our man Sean into office, he'll use his political clout to help get us a real Catholic Pope, who will then decide the matter once and for all.

    Sean can open up the CIA files to definitely establish once and for all that Cardinal Siri had been elected and that the V2 Popes have been illegitimate.  Of course, this would mean that the Sedevacantists were right all along, so perhaps Sean might bury the evidence.   :laugh1:

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #72 on: May 15, 2019, 09:36:24 AM »
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  • Ha ha.  No, this story sets up as one of the greatest catholic operas of all time.
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    In the beginning of the 21st century, two Traditional Catholics from opposite sides of the "Baptism of Desire" issue, form a political partnership and convert an entire pagan country to catholicism in 2 decades.  The glories of catholicism in America dwarf the Middle Ages in numbers of cathoilic religious communities and converts.  As these 2 men reach the pinnacle of triumph over all of the atheistic and immoral forces of the last 200 years, they are both working behind the scenes to setup an Inquisition against each other, both believing that each is a heretic worthy of death.  What follows is a bloody civil war of epic porportions, as the catholic country spins out of control and WW3 engulfs the entire world.  This proving that some prophecies cannot be avoided and the modern world is headed for destruction no matter what...
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    Rated R for violence, language and smoking.

    Well, if we can't get two Traditional Catholics working together, then any hope of building a broader political coalition is doomed already.

    [Sean's cunning campaign manager has been working behind the scenes to set up his deposition and replacement by a Feeneyite the entire time.]

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #73 on: May 15, 2019, 09:46:56 AM »
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  • I am using Judeo-Masonic strategems against the Judeo-Masons.

    I hope you're joking here.

    I know this whole thread is a joke, but seriously -- this is literally the error Bishop Fellay made. Trying to beat Freemasonry (Vatican II) with Freemasonic tactics. Trying to use the devil's weapons against him.

    It doesn't work.

    That's why the good peoples of Middle Earth couldn't wield the One Ring against Sauron -- it's his! He made it. It has his power. Tolkien was a Catholic, and he understood this.
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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #74 on: May 15, 2019, 09:52:13 AM »
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    Rated R for violence, language and smoking....and lots and lots of drinking.
    Starring:
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    Mel Gibson (as Sean Johnson)
    Liam Neeson (as Ladislaus)
    Jim Caviezel (as Sean Johnson's secret-Inquisitor-turned military general)
    Nicholas Cage (as Ladislaus' secret-Inquisitor-turned military general)
    Leonardo DiCaprio (family man dealing with the crisis at the local level)
    Anthony Hopkins (as Pope Athanasius I)
    Denzel Washington (Papal Legate to America, trying to halt the civil war)
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    With:
    Morgan Freeman (narrator...who else?)
    Al Pacino (Fr Feeney flashback)
    Tom Hanks (+ABL flashback)
    Donald Trump (President Trump flashback...why not?)
    Clint Eastwood (Putin flashback)
    Jim Carrey (bumbling Canadian prime minister)
    Oscar Isaacs (self-serving Mexican President)

    In charge of stunts and action scenes:  Tom Cruise

     

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