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Offline Confiteor Deo

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Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2023, 06:55:36 AM »
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    • To watch a man lay bricks
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    Offline Grace

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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #16 on: November 30, 2023, 02:31:15 PM »
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    • FDR: for a New Deal

    Obama: Change!

    Trump: To Make America Great Again!
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    Offline gladius_veritatis

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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #17 on: November 30, 2023, 03:57:06 PM »
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    • Did he do so?  Evidence?
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    Offline SeanJohnson

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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #18 on: November 30, 2023, 04:24:10 PM »
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    • "If there were an easier path, he [we] might have taken it."

    -Imitation of Christ
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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #19 on: December 01, 2023, 11:31:45 AM »
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    • Quote from: Matthew on November 29, 2023, 10:05:54 PM
    Holy necro-bumps, Batman!

    You bumped an 11-year old thread! Actually, closer to 12 years!

    I was reading it just fine until I came to Telesphorus' comment and I was like "WHAT?" Then I looked at the date.
    :laugh1::laugh2:
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    Offline Gray2023

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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #20 on: December 01, 2023, 11:35:29 AM »
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    • :laugh2:
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    1 Corinthians: Chapter 13 "4 Charity is patient, is kind: charity envieth not, dealeth not perversely; is not puffed up; 5 Is not ambitious, seeketh not her own, is not provoked to anger, thinketh no evil;"

    Offline Grace

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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #21 on: December 01, 2023, 11:39:08 AM »
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    • Antivaxers: 
    To escape the jab!

    Climate changers:
    Definitely due to global warming.

    Covidites:
    That is the new form of social distancing.

    UN Commission on Overrunning Countries with Chicken Migrants:
    We will enforce every chicken's legal right to migration, crossing any road, to any country.

    Conspiracy Theorist:
    Well, that is pretty obvious: to go down the rabbit hole! 
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    Offline Kazimierz

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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #22 on: December 01, 2023, 11:40:23 AM »
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    • Because he just wanted to be let alone - Jefferson Davis' chicken

    To get to another bribe - politician

    It was the logical thing to so - Mr. Spock

    The chicken thought invading Poland was the Reich thing to do.

    To get to the grassy knoll ;) (now you know the truth, maybe...)

    To discover poultry in motion

    Because God willed it! Deus Vult cluck cluck

    You know..the thing - Biden chicken

    To escape Hillary Clinton because it had info that would cook her goose
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    Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
    Qui non est alius
    Qui pugnet pro nobis
    Nisi  tu Deus noster

    Offline Grace

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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #23 on: December 01, 2023, 11:42:59 AM »
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    • Quote from: Kazimierz on December 01, 2023, 11:40:23 AM
    Because he just wanted to be let alone - Jefferson Davis' chicken

    To get to another bribe - politician

    It was the logical thing to so - Mr. Spock

    The chicken thought invading Poland was the Reich thing to do.

    To get to the grassy knoll ;) (now you know the truth, maybe...)

    To discover poultry in motion

    Because God willed it! Deus Vult cluck cluck

    You know..the thing - Biden chicken

    To escape Hillary Clinton because it had info that would cook her goose
    :laugh2:
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    Offline Kazimierz

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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #24 on: December 01, 2023, 11:47:43 AM »
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    • Because Greta Thurnberg dared it

    To join an anarcho-capitalist syndicate because it was being oppressed (cue the coconuts!)

    It was a far far better thing to do than it had even done - Dickens' chicken

    Because Cassius had a lean and hungry look - Caesar's chicken

    Because the road was paved with good intentions

    :smirk:
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    Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
    Qui non est alius
    Qui pugnet pro nobis
    Nisi  tu Deus noster

    Offline Grace

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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #25 on: December 01, 2023, 12:19:19 PM »
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    • Vegan:
    To get away from the meat-eaters.

    The Beatles:
    She had a ticket to ride.

    Nike: 
    Don't overthink this. Just do it!

    Wendys:
    Who cares about the chicken. Where's the BEEF!
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    Offline Mr G

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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #26 on: December 01, 2023, 12:21:16 PM »
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    • Someone should just ask the chicken. 
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    Offline Grace

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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #27 on: December 01, 2023, 12:34:14 PM »
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    • Quote from: Mr G on December 01, 2023, 12:21:16 PM
    Someone should just ask the chicken.
    That wouldn't be as much fun :laugh1:
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    Offline Kazimierz

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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #28 on: December 01, 2023, 02:27:07 PM »
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    • Chickens should never be cross.That leads to the dark side of the meat. 
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    Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
    Qui non est alius
    Qui pugnet pro nobis
    Nisi  tu Deus noster

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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #29 on: December 01, 2023, 03:17:38 PM »
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    • Quote from: Mr G on December 01, 2023, 12:21:16 PM
    Someone should just ask the chicken.
    Might be dangerous, G. :cowboy:

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    Patience is a conquering virtue. The learned say that, if it not desert you, It vanquishes what force can never reach; Why answer back at every angry speech? No, learn forbearance or, I'll tell you what, You will be taught it, whether you will or not.
    -Geoffrey Chaucer
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