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Offline Mr G

Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2023, 03:36:37 PM »
Quote from: Emile on December 01, 2023, 03:17:38 PM
Might be dangerous, G. :cowboy:


Last time I asked a question to a chicken, it was after he visted the libray. I asked , "what do you see there?", he looked with blank eyes, and said "Book, book, book - book, book, boook, book". I suspecthe was drunk, because he was sluring his words, sounded more like "brwak, brwawk"
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Offline Grace

Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #31 on: December 02, 2023, 02:38:11 PM »
Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz:
That's a no brainer! The chicken had no brain.

Cowardly Lion: 
I thought the chicken was scared of her tail.

Tin Woodsman:
It was awhile ago in the forest, that I was chasing that chicken...when it began to rain...

Dorothy:
I think that chicken was homesick, and just trying to get home, don't you Toto? There is no place like home! 
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Offline Mr G

Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2023, 03:15:45 PM »
Here is the chicken's reply: "I do not know, I was just following orders. Please leave me alone, I do not want any more trouble, please."
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Offline Grace

Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2023, 06:12:25 PM »
Hamlet:
To cross, or not to cross, that is the question.

Bing Crosby:
She was going my way.

Frank Sinatra:
I did it my way, and she did it her way.

Michael Jordan:
Because the referee called a foul.

Union Boss:
Was it on a Friday? All chickens hate Fry-day.

Rocky:
She was a knock-out chick, that's why.
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Offline Grace

Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #34 on: December 04, 2023, 02:08:30 PM »
Fred Astaire:
It was Swing Time and I asked her: Shall We Dance?

Ginger Rogers:
Before she crossed, I heard her say: Isn't This a Lovely Day!

Gene Kelly:
So she could sing in the rain.


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