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Re: Unfunny Stuff
« Reply #915 on: December 02, 2021, 04:34:10 PM »
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #916 on: December 02, 2021, 04:36:26 PM »
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #917 on: December 02, 2021, 04:37:19 PM »
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #918 on: December 02, 2021, 04:37:57 PM »
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #919 on: December 02, 2021, 04:40:14 PM »
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #920 on: December 02, 2021, 04:54:41 PM »
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #921 on: December 02, 2021, 05:51:28 PM »
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #922 on: December 02, 2021, 08:01:43 PM »
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  • “God, to whom angels submit themselves and who principalities and powers obey, was subject to Mary; and not only to Mary but Joseph also for Mary’s sake [….]. God obeyed a human creature; this is humility without precedent. A human creature commands God; it is sublime beyond measure.”

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    « Reply #923 on: December 02, 2021, 09:54:42 PM »
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  • "The Heart of Jesus is closer to you when you suffer, than when you are full of joy." - St. Margaret Mary Alacoque

    "Thus saith the Lord: Cursed be the man that trusteth in man" -[Jer. xvii. 5.]

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    « Reply #924 on: December 02, 2021, 10:42:44 PM »
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    « Reply #925 on: December 02, 2021, 10:46:25 PM »
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    "Thus saith the Lord: Cursed be the man that trusteth in man" -[Jer. xvii. 5.]


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    « Reply #926 on: December 02, 2021, 10:48:14 PM »
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  • "The Heart of Jesus is closer to you when you suffer, than when you are full of joy." - St. Margaret Mary Alacoque

    "Thus saith the Lord: Cursed be the man that trusteth in man" -[Jer. xvii. 5.]

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #927 on: December 03, 2021, 09:33:34 AM »
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    "The Heart of Jesus is closer to you when you suffer, than when you are full of joy." - St. Margaret Mary Alacoque

    "Thus saith the Lord: Cursed be the man that trusteth in man" -[Jer. xvii. 5.]

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    « Reply #928 on: December 03, 2021, 09:43:07 AM »
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    "Thus saith the Lord: Cursed be the man that trusteth in man" -[Jer. xvii. 5.]

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    « Reply #929 on: December 03, 2021, 10:19:14 AM »
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    "The Heart of Jesus is closer to you when you suffer, than when you are full of joy." - St. Margaret Mary Alacoque

    "Thus saith the Lord: Cursed be the man that trusteth in man" -[Jer. xvii. 5.]