Author Topic: Humor - Dumb answers on GED test (Read 6475 times)

ServusSpiritusSancti · « **Reply #5 on:** April 19, 2011, 11:13:37 AM »

My two favorites were:

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport (Irrefutable)

LOL.

Hobbledehoy · « **Reply #6 on:** April 19, 2011, 10:14:01 PM »

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Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'?

A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Is that where the Ceasarean [Sessorian] Basilica is...?

Took me like ten minutes to come up with that.

Eh, I'm not good at jokes... Maybe I should post under the influence when attempting to write a joke...

herbert · « **Reply #7 on:** April 27, 2011, 07:48:34 AM »

i don;t understand them

ora pro me · « **Reply #8 on:** April 27, 2011, 05:20:33 PM »

herbert,
If you can't get the humor in these, try reading them out loud. :idea: I liked this one:

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)
:roll-laugh2:

herbert · « **Reply #9 on:** April 28, 2011, 07:53:00 PM »

Quote from: ora pro me

herbert,
If you can't get the humor in these, try reading them out loud. :idea: I liked this one:

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)
:roll-laugh2:

but benign means graciousness