What if they just "adopted" Hounder, Burke and Schneider? 
See, this is even a scarier hypothesis. Instead of consecrating new, just give them Huonder and maybe let Huonder and Schneider ordain priests for them. See, "there's no shortage" and no "necessity" because we'll loan you our guys (Huonder and Schneider).
As I said, the worse prospect here is for Huonder to start ordaining priests. AFAIK, he's already doing Confirmations, hearing Confessions, and offering public Mass ... when it's dubious that he's even a valid priest.