The more I think about it, that whole article could have been shortened to a single sentence.
"Don't you dare visit CathInfo.com!"
Instead, they went on about how the RESISTANCE is not legitimate, how FORUMS are bad for your spiritual life, and concluded with "CATHOLICS -- don't go for the INFO!" and even used a not-so-subtle graphic saying "info".
Isn't there a game like Scattergories where you shout out hints about a word, and the first person to guess that word scores a point?
RESISTANCE
FORUM
CATHOLICS
INFO
Cathinfo!
ding-ding-ding-ding