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Offline Incredulous

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Re: Why is it so hard to find a Catholic wife?
« Reply #45 on: July 12, 2019, 11:46:53 PM »
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  • DD,

    Trust me, you shouldn't get married at this time.  It's very risky in the current anti-Catholic, anti-male environment.

    Besides, the market for virtuous and attractive trad-babes is extremely tight.

    Store provisions, sacramentals and hunker down to wait until after WWIII and the Three Days of Darkness.



    When you come out of your bunker, you'll be a humble, God fearing man...
    and almost every single lady you meet will be a God fearing, virtuous woman.

    "Some preachers will keep silence about the truth, and others will trample it underfoot and deny it. Sanctity of life will be held in derision even by those who outwardly profess it, for in those days Our Lord Jesus Christ will send them not a true Pastor but a destroyer."  St. Francis of Assisi

    Offline MaterDominici

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    Re: Why is it so hard to find a Catholic wife?
    « Reply #46 on: July 13, 2019, 12:47:24 AM »
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  • Haha, this thread is hilarious.

    Here's how you get a woman:

    1. Stop whining about not finding any women.

    2. Ask one out.

    3. Be a man and put away the things of a child.

    4. Ask one out.

    5. Did I forget to say ask one out?

    Not really sure what you're waiting for since you're apparently holy, tall and handsome (at least that's what you say).
    You do make it sound quite simple. : )
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    My questions:
    How old is the OP? How old are the ladies he claims pay him no attention? How stable is OP's life? (job? school? house? live alone? with parents? etc)


    Offline jvk

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    Re: Why is it so hard to find a Catholic wife?
    « Reply #47 on: July 13, 2019, 12:59:11 AM »
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  • Why don't you have a T-shirt printed with "Luv me I'm handsome, humble and Dum" written on it. That will get the girls attention.
    Oh, I love this!!!!! :laugh2:  :laugh2:  :laugh2:

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    Re: Why is it so hard to find a Catholic wife?
    « Reply #48 on: July 13, 2019, 02:38:47 AM »
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  • Your problem is that you don't have a cute dog.
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    Women like the following:
    1. Babies,
    2. Dogs and cats,
    3. Guys on stage with guitars,
    4. Money.

    Offline Seraphina

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    Re: Why is it so hard to find a Catholic wife?
    « Reply #49 on: July 13, 2019, 05:16:44 AM »
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  •   I don't tolerate fat sows talking down to me...
    Sorry, but if I were a young woman, I wouldn't want to speak with you now that I know the thoughts of your heart and your general attitude.  
    Some Suggestions: Get someone to video you after Mass as you socialize and talk with others.  Be willing to have others make an honest assessment.  
    Is there a possibility you are on the autistic spectrum, ie. Aspergers, or social anxiety?  
    Even if your lack of humility is the main problem, there are classes in social skills and basic etiquette that can help as you work on the spiritual aspect.  
    Speak to your priest.  Or to any happily married couple you'd consider to have the kind of relationship you want.   
    Make a list of ten traits you want in a wife.  Order them from most important to least important.  Then ask out women who meet the top three.  See what happens. 
    Pray, pray, and pray some more.


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    Re: Why is it so hard to find a Catholic wife?
    « Reply #50 on: July 13, 2019, 06:25:57 AM »
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  • It could be that maybe these young girls are waiting for you to approach their fathers. Sometimes Catholic house holds have a rule like that... so the father can protect his daughter. The girls are not your property yet,  and you don’t have a right to conversation with them. They belong under their fathers care.


    Again, I by anything it’s a job thing, or you are to aggressive when you approach. Men NEED stable careers for women to see them as an option. If a wife is going to stay home, and have lot of lovely babies with a man she wants assurance he can provide and live able income. He doesn’t need to be a rich man, but stable with steady pay.

    Offline Jaynek

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    Re: Why is it so hard to find a Catholic wife?
    « Reply #51 on: July 13, 2019, 07:27:00 AM »
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  • Lol nice excuses. I've seen plenty of thin women with a brood of offspring.
    There are many factors other than gluttony that might lead to people being overweight.  Basic (government supported) information about nutrition has been incorrect for decades.  Processed food is deliberately designed to be addictive.  Various health conditions, deficiencies, and food sensitivities affect people's metabolisms.  Stress, lack of sleep, and artificial light also play a role in weight.  

    There are complex interactions between all these factors and more.  Just because some people (a minority) manage to remain thin does not invalidate the factors.

    To judge people of being guilty of a sin with insufficient reason is itself the sin of rash judgment.

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    Re: Why is it so hard to find a Catholic wife?
    « Reply #52 on: July 13, 2019, 08:04:45 AM »
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  • Again, I by anything it’s a job thing, or you are to aggressive when you approach. Men NEED stable careers for women to see them as an option. If a wife is going to stay home, and have lot of lovely babies with a man she wants assurance he can provide and live able income. He doesn’t need to be a rich man, but stable with steady pay.
    Indeed, he didn't mention a good job in the OP.  A man listing his qualifications as a good catch would likely have mentioned that: "Good provider"  


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    Re: Why is it so hard to find a Catholic wife?
    « Reply #53 on: July 13, 2019, 08:05:49 AM »
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  • Your problem is that you don't have a cute dog.
    Or an alligator...



    Offline Incredulous

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    Re: Why is it so hard to find a Catholic wife?
    « Reply #54 on: July 13, 2019, 08:25:24 AM »
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  • Your problem is that you don't have a cute dog.
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    Women like the following:
    1. Babies,
    2. Dogs and cats,
    3. Guys on stage with guitars,
    4. Money.
    Wrong!

    1. Money
    2. Lap dogs & cats
    3. Sissy long haired guys with guitars.
    4. Babies (that don't make them fat).
    "Some preachers will keep silence about the truth, and others will trample it underfoot and deny it. Sanctity of life will be held in derision even by those who outwardly profess it, for in those days Our Lord Jesus Christ will send them not a true Pastor but a destroyer."  St. Francis of Assisi

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    Re: Why is it so hard to find a Catholic wife?
    « Reply #55 on: July 13, 2019, 11:06:10 AM »
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  • Quid Judith, that you?
    Is there any doubt?  :laugh1:


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    Re: Why is it so hard to find a Catholic wife?
    « Reply #56 on: July 13, 2019, 12:08:21 PM »
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    This is more than likely terminal ballistics reappearing on his umpteenth account after being banned. You'll soon find out why this keeps happening.

    Nope. Not from me.

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    Re: Why is it so hard to find a Catholic wife?
    « Reply #57 on: July 13, 2019, 12:11:17 PM »
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  • B from A says:
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    Indeed, he didn't mention a good job in the OP.  A man listing his qualifications as a good catch would likely have mentioned that: "Good provider" 

    Nice to see you inadvertently reveal your ( and, generally, women's) hypergamous nature.

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    Re: Why is it so hard to find a Catholic wife?
    « Reply #58 on: July 13, 2019, 12:16:25 PM »
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  • B from A says:
    Nice to see you inadvertently reveal your ( and, generally, women's) hypergamous nature.

    I see that you're back Quid/Judith.  You've opened a couple more accounts recently.

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    Re: Why is it so hard to find a Catholic wife?
    « Reply #59 on: July 13, 2019, 12:32:31 PM »
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    You've opened a couple more accounts recently.

    OP isn't me.

    I have noticed that these two guys named Ladislaus and JezusDeKoning usually get emotionally triggered by new members who speak about racial or sex (gender) issues, thus, suspecting those new members to be the same guy with multiple accounts. I guess if you cast enough suspicions & accusations, perpetually, every once in a while you'll hit the target. Sorta like a broken clock is right twice a day.