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See, I think that is a topic we can have here (although I suspect that many people would prefer to do it in the gender specific rooms).  I just think you need to work your way up to it.  Would you walk into a room full of mostly strange men and present that topic to them in person?

Maybe you should stick to the women's room for now.

I actually might.  Nobody talks about it.  I don't hear the Priests talk about it from the pulpit.

Maybe someone can direct me to a good sermon on the topic of men loving their wives.

The Resistance recently published a booklet you might like, called “Spanking Your Wife with Love.: How to Communicate With Your Woman.” 

The primary thesis was that women sometimes act out because they want you to spank them, and a loving husband has to watch out for the signs, or the relationship could suffer.

One of the biggest signs is catching your wife watching the fight scene from The Quiet Man, where the old lady gives John Wayne “a good stick to beat the lovely lady.”  You see, the book explains that what your wife is telling you is that she wishes she had a man like John Wayne, but because we don’t know how to communicate emotionally like Taylor Swift, they often divorce us and turn to lesbianism.

I’ll see if I can find it on Amazon in the self-help section and send it to you.  It has an introduction by Mike Tyson.

PS: The book also mentioned that if you can’t get your husband to spank you no matter what you try, it is permissible to ask a patriarch of the extended family to perform this duty.