You make a joke, and it is funny. But there is a good reason why this is topical. People are locked up in their homes with this scamdemic, and there are a lot of this going on, whether true discipline or not.
Speaking of the scamdemic, a truly Catholic home at this time will likely have an increase in Rosaries, Bible study and catechism classes which are not likely to create an atmosphere in which and kind of correction from the head of the family would be needed.
On the other hand, immature males who fail to understand the responsibility before God of being the head of the family may be inclined to take out their frustrations about the loss of their job, the loss of income, a noisy home filled with noisy children, etc. on his wife (for whom he is supposed to be willing to lay down his life).
The adversary, after pumping him up with rage, may whisper into his ear that his wife "needs" to be "disciplined."
Will he confess his sin of anger?
Or will he believe the enemy's lie that his wife deserved it?