Taken from the comment of a Housing Bubble blog:
(Vandaler would love how well-sourced this is  :rolleyes:)

"Yes indeed, the Komish of Demolitions in NY had to cancel vacations for his workers so they could check all those C4 charges ahead of the election. When Dick gives the word, they have to be ready to "bring 'em down" within seconds of the scheduled time. His counterparts in Chicago, Miami, LA, and Seattle all report similar overtime work as they get ready to do their part in supporting the great Haliburton/Mossad conspiracy."

"In other news, Keith Olberman reports that he knows of several wide-body airliners being loaded with mannequins and equipment for remote-controlled flight. One even had missile launchers fitted under its wings for Russian-made ASMs."