Only one drop of water flowing over the head, touching skin, while saying the words is necessary. If you cannot say the words while administering the water, than it would not be valid. you could use your feet or something else if you get creative.

You actually can say the form with water in your mouth

Glad that's not something anyone ever has or ever will have to worry about.

But the more IMPORTANT question right now, since all is well in the world, our country, the Church, our chapels, and our families --

Let us speculate: How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Because by no means do we have bigger fish to fry or anything like that. It's not like they're trying to impose a global tyranny on us as we speak. It's not like the Church is in Crisis or something. 

But the more IMPORTANT question right now, since all is well in the world, our country, the Church, our chapels, and our families --

Let us speculate: How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Because by no means do we have bigger fish to fry or anything like that. It's not like they're trying to impose a global tyranny on us as we speak. It's not like the Church is in Crisis or something.

Well, this is a highly Jesuitical mindset ... to test various principles through casuistry.  Nevertheless, if God were to put you in a situation where you required Baptism in danger of death and the only person around was a double amputee (what are the statistical odds?), well, you probably had some other issues to begin with.  God's Providence doesn't ordinarily work like this.  Danger of Death Baptisms are relatively rare to being with, and in cases where they happen, God will arrange things so they can actually happen.

Well, this is a highly Jesuitical mindset ... to test various principles through casuistry.  Nevertheless, if God were to put you in a situation where you required Baptism in danger of death and the only person around was a double amputee (what are the statistical odds?), well, you probably had some other issues to begin with.  God's Providence doesn't ordinarily work like this.  Danger of Death Baptisms are relatively rare to being with, and in cases where they happen, God will arrange things so they can actually happen.

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I have found Cryptinox's posting history to be relatively immature and at times worth a double-take, but as someone whose mind wanders I empathize with Jesuitical character to this question.  And he is on record being very young, so it is better that he ask questions than not, so hopefully he can learn something. A desire to learn is good.  Unusual questions can be a good way to tease out principles and identify boundaries (when they are asked in good faith, which I think they are in the case of Cryptinox).
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Hi Cryptinox-- don't mean to talk as though you aren't there :)
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As to the providential 'likelihood' of this or that, I am reminded of one of the famous North American Martyrs who was killed by an enemy tribe that raided the Indian camp hosting the Jesuits. He spent his last moments crawling about, baptizing whom he could. That he had limbs left to do this was purely contingent.  It could have been otherwise quite easily.
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There is an SSPX priest with one arm.  Again, he could have had none just as easily.
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I am often surprised at traditional Catholics, of all people, placing limits on what God would or would not allow.  We are frequently criticized by neo-cons and the like for lacking faith because there is no way God would allow a crisis of the magnitude we maintain.  Perhaps traditionalism would have proven a more successful position if theologians had entertained its contingencies more than they did?

I don't think someone can baptize himself.

Correct.  This was defined at the Council of Trent.