I’m not sure if I should believe you or my lying eyes…..
Seriously though, Isn’t the most Biblical, logical, simple, sensible, and time honored explanation is that the Sun is eclipsed by the Moon?
You keep talking about your "lying eyes", but you're injecting more into it than what the eyes actually see. What our eyes see are a circular-shaped darkening of the sun's surface. You're injecting your preconceptions into HOW it's working and what's causing it, which goes way beyond the phenomena actually reported by your "eyes". You can claim that it's the only explanation that makes sense (as you do), but that has nothing to do with just what's reported by your eyes. You are reading all kinds of things into the raw experience on top of what's actually seen. I actually kept looking for the moon throughout the morning to determine whether I could see it approaching the sun, but couldn't make out even the slightest hint of it. I would expect that earth shine (which is believed to be 5x greater than moon shine) should have illuminated the moon enough to at least fairly make it out.
As for your claim that it's Biblical, nowhere in the Bible can there be found any explanation for what happens during an eclipse.
Various ancient people (including those who could predict eclipses) posited that there was a third dark body that causes eclipses. Others held that the moon was actually a projection from beneath the surface of the earth caused by something they called a "dark sun" or "black sun". Nor was this just some unsophisticated mumbo-jumbo, but they had reasons for believing these things that made sense.
I have still yet to see a valid explanation for why the vast majority of eclipses move from West to East, when the heliocentric globe model would have them moving from East to West. I've dun around everywhere looking for computer models or something that would illustrate the angles involved, but found nothing ... just a few NASA cartoons showing the eclipse from the perspective of earth and trying to explain it as you would to a 5-year-old.
If you have such a model that illustrates the eclipse with a view that shows the sun, moon, and earth, I'd be happy to look at it.
Also, as I mentioned above, the shadow of the eclipse is way to narrow, and NASA's illustration of why is 100% unsatisfactory, since the sun's rays would be nearly 100% parallel by the time they got to the moon/earth, resulting in no such angles (and the explanation would also invalidate the highly-vaunted Eratosthenes "proof" of globe).