"It is greatly to be wished that your soul was as beautiful as your dog." ~St. John Vianney to a man who brought his hunting hound to Ars.
Today, St. John Vianney, waiting for service at a new car dealer,
and seeing another customer there complaining about his new
car for the tiny imperfections he sees in its paint job, would say:
"It is greatly to be wished that your soul would be as beautiful
as your car."
Or, alternatively, "Would that our concerns for perfection in every
detail could be properly directed at the purity and spotlessness
of our souls instead of merely at our method of transportation."