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Offline Matthew

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« on: September 09, 2010, 12:16:26 PM »
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  • How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Respect the Chicken
    September 9th, 2010

    Via: Lew Rockwell:

    Today on any given day we have between 75 and 100 chickens, depending on hatch rates.

    Since that conversation, I’ve come to realize how important the chicken is to our civilization. It may be the most important animal that we have “domesticated.” To those that know chickens I’m sure this will seem obvious, but, to me it was a revelation. I’d always taken the chicken for granted. Now I believe that anyone serious about “surviving” the crash had better have at a minimum a small flock of chickens to ease the transition.

    Unlike us carnivores, they are naturally omnivorous, greedily chasing bugs as well as picking at grass and, if you let them, your garden. They are little garbage disposals with legs that you can feed nearly every food scrap you generate and recycle back into high-quality food for you and your family. The only things my chickens won’t eat are celery and onion skins, because even a chicken knows that eating celery is like Keynesian stimulus, a waste of time and energy, costing more to consume than the act will generate.

    While their digestive tracks are grossly inefficient and chicken feed is expensive, they will produce eggs of similar quality at a far-lower price. With even just a small amount of free ranging, you will produce eggs far superior in quality to anything at the supermarket, regardless of price. Fully free-ranged eggs are like a gift from on high. Moreover, they produce a high-nitrogen fertilizer as a by-product that is essential for a successful vegetable garden.

    The egg is one of the world’s most perfect foods, combining easily digested proteins with a mix of saturated fats, beta-carotene and cholesterol that are all essential for proper energy production at the cellular level. Your mitochondria will thank you for every free-range egg you consume. Like global warming, the lipid hypothesis is one of the most idiotic things ever promulgated by one human towards another. If you want to survive the crash, begin divesting yourself of its consequences immediately.
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    Offline Elizabeth

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    « Reply #1 on: September 09, 2010, 05:44:32 PM »
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  •  :applause:

    I used to have a pet hen as a girl.  She even came when I called, never left our yard and she got rid of horrible things like slugs.  She had a deformed neck and looked headless. :scared2:

    ...until that day when Mom and Daddy had her moved "to a farm".

    I think about keeping chickens here often, but I don't think it will work because we have too many pets already.  But eggs are a perfect food.

    Does anyone else here think the egg scare (1 billion egss recalled) was a psy-op?


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    « Reply #2 on: September 09, 2010, 10:40:15 PM »
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  • I don't see how it could be a Psy-op, since it would make people want to raise their own eggs (chickens) -- which would be a GOOD thing.

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