> *The Economy, How Bad Is It? *
>
>
> *1. The economy is so bad...** that I got a pre-declined credit card in
> the mail.*
>
>
> *2. The economy is so bad...** I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the
> kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"*
>
>
>
> *3. The economy is so bad...** that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.*
>
>
> *4. The economy is so bad...** if the bank returns your check marked
> "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.*
>
>
>
> *5. The economy is so bad...** Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading
> higher than GM.*
>
>
>
> *6. The economy is so bad...** **McDonald's** is selling the 1/4 ouncer.*
>
>
>
> *7. The economy is so bad...** parents in Beverly Hills fired their
> nannies and learned their children's names.*
>
>
>
> *8. The economy is so bad...** a truckload of Americans was caught
> sneaking into Mexico .*
>
>
> *9. The economy is so bad...** Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.*
>
>
>
> *10. The economy is so bad...** Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.*
>
>
>
> *11. The economy is so bad...** the Mafia is laying off judges.*
>
>
>
> *12. The economy is so bad...** Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.*
>
>
>
> *And finally...*
>
> *Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh
> Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the
> people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!*

The economy is so bad...** the Mafia is laying off judges.*

:)

maniniohoho sounds like a good japanese reastuarant  :ready-to-eat: