Look at the map.

www.submarinecablemap.com


Earth is flat like a Mobius
Strip.

Look at the map.

Ask yourself,  why no cables in the obviously short routes on a globe earth in the south?

Promoters of the globe would have us believe that what goes up, doesn't come down, all while they sell us the theory of gravity. 

False. Nobody says "what goes up doesn't come down." You're making that up. Strawman!
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They want us to believe in the endless vacuum of space where the rules apply as they see fit. 

False. The vacuum of space isn't "endless." 
Someone like the late Stephen Hawking might be interpreted as suggesting it is, but by philosophy we know better.
Hawking got into trouble trying to philosophize, when he was entirely ignorant of philosophy and philosophical process. 
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They want us to believe fairy tales about how things actually work so they can sell us equipment (and theories) that don't exist while they rake in huge sums of money.  Its kind of like the monetary system--empty but profitable.    

You've got it backwards, as per usual. It's flat-earthers who want everyone to believe in fairy tales.
In your false-god, golden-calf, Shangri-La, fantasy-dreamland flat-earthism, to be specific.
Don't think crooks like Eric Dubay are posting videos because they don't make money on them. They do.
They make money because their gullible lemmings (like you!) watch their stupid videos by the thousands.
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The only things in true orbit are celestial lights like the sun, moon, and stars.  

Oh, now there are things in orbit, eh? Are you becoming a heliocentrist now??
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Its interesting how they distinguish true satellites by the term, "natural satellite" while they affirm theirs are "artificial satellites".   Not proof in and of itself, but with all the lies already exposed (phone calls to the moon) this satellite thing smells mighty fishy.    

So, would you be more impressed if artificial satellites were called natural satellites?
That's the kind of deliberate deception flat-earthers like to commit, after all.
Could it be that your penchant for deception desires everyone to imitate your duplicity?

Look at the map.
www.submarinecablemap.com
Earth is flat like a Mobius Strip.

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Look at the map. 
Cables through the Pacific Ocean do not go straight from California to Japan.
They curve northward toward Alaska in the middle, following the Great Circle route of the globe.
Just like aircraft traffic does, especially flights from Texas or the Southern US to Japan.
Earth is spheroid.