Prove it.
Please go bake a cake.
Outside of Matthew outing you [which I'm not going to ask him to do], there's enough there to at least make your assertion that you have never posted a thread anonymously highly suspect.
And apparently, based on other threads, there are quite a few posters who question your account as well. And you've never denied it openly.
Besides, I think you'd do a better job than me, so I think you should bake a cake

[see, I can do that too! Thou protesteth too much]