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Flat-earthers are going to have to get together real quick to battle the hyperloop!
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Why?
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Because every six minutes the curvature will turn you downward one degree.
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That's the one degree flat-earthers won't be willing to tolerate!
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That's why.
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Also, it's ten times safer than an airplane.
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At $6 billion to build from San Francisco to Los Angeles, it's going to be one-tenth the cost of the $60 billion Brown-doggle "high speed train" - which will never be finished, anyway.
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Since it generates more energy than it consumes, it basically pays for itself, and it relieves traffic.
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Flat-earthers will have to crank up their rhetoric pretty fast to battle this new 7-headed monster.
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Maybe they can find it in the Bible, for example.
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