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Offline Truth is Eternal

How to Quickly Turn a Globe-Earther into a Flat-Earther.
« on: September 24, 2017, 03:10:36 PM »
Have a globe-earther jump on a merry-go-round that is moving at 1,000MPH. Before they jump, tell them not to get hurt and that they are just simulating an airplane landing.

Suspend an exercise ball over a tall cliff and then have them walk to the underside of the exercise ball. That sure turned them into a flat-earther.

There are much easier ways to become a flat-earth, but, most :fryingpan: globe earthers take the illogical way out. :jester:
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Offline noOneImportant

Re: How to Quickly Turn a Globe-Earther into a Flat-Earther.
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2017, 04:13:48 PM »
Let me know when you find a merry-go-round or medicine ball that weighs 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000x as much as I do, and I'll give it a shot.
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Offline DZ PLEASE

Re: How to Quickly Turn a Globe-Earther into a Flat-Earther.
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2017, 04:24:01 PM »
Quote from: noOneImportant on September 24, 2017, 04:13:48 PM
Let me know when you find a merry-go-round or medicine ball that weighs 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000x as much as I do, and I'll give it a shot.
:laugh1: :applause: :cheers:
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Offline Truth is Eternal

Re: How to Quickly Turn a Globe-Earther into a Flat-Earther.
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2017, 05:09:06 PM »
Quote from: noOneImportant on September 24, 2017, 04:13:48 PM
Let me know when you find a merry-go-round or medicine ball that weighs 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000x as much as I do, and I'll give it a shot.
That would kill you even quicker.
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Offline Marlelar

Re: How to Quickly Turn a Globe-Earther into a Flat-Earther.
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2017, 05:14:41 PM »
If the earth is flat why is the Infant of Prague always depicted holding a globe?  I thought it represented His kingship over the world?  Am I wrong?
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