https://biblescienceforum.com/2024/01/07/shocking-new-discovery-global-warming-is-caused-by-a-flat-earth/

Retarded nonsense; not even "ha ha" funny.

If you read that you will lose at least 15 IQ points.

And let's be real -- those who believe the earth is a spinning ball can't spare them!

Well, the firmament would trap in heat like a greenhouse, so we'd all be cooked.

You think God doesn't know what He is doing? You think God can't create a Sun with the right heat output to avoid destroying the earth?

Maybe the Sun isn't as big as NASA says it is, is much closer, and doesn't have enough heat output to cook everything under the Firmament. Which is what, in fact, we observe.

Accept it. God is our Creator, and He has us creatures in His snow-globe. We are like fish in a fishbowl; there is no escaping the container, or escaping His hands in any way. That thought doesn't bother me.

Retarded nonsense; not even "ha ha" funny

I agree Matthew, a load of 'satire' as it said at the bottom of the article.
I put it up to keep members informed of the bullsh.. going on out there.

Yes, I fully understood right away it was supposed to be satire, or a form of humor.

But maybe it's because I don't find a mass deception of humanity to be "funny" -- but I don't find such material humorous at all. I have a great sense of humor (as anyone who knows me will attest).
But if you attempt to joke about murdering my kids, mass rape of German women after WW2, Jєωιѕн war crimes, leading millions of souls into Hell, etc. I'm not going to find it funny. Some things just aren't appropriate for humor.

Who could possibly disagree with such a statement?!  But, of course, this all just simply begs the question or perhaps stated another way assumes evidence as proof of something very much in question and contested (by people operating in good faith) either by interpretation of that same evidence and or by entirely different evidence.

Globe Earthers simply don't have to cower to Flat Earthers being offended by such a story no more than they have to cower at us being offended by some similar type of satire raised against us.  We don't believe them.  They don't believe us.  Why can't we just finally agree to disagree until and unless the Church in her wisdom makes some sort of definitive faith obliging declaration on the matter.