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Offline Belloc

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« on: July 07, 2010, 03:06:32 PM »
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  • Part of rebuilding New Orleans caused residents often to be
    challenged with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years.
     
     With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been passed along through generations of family, sometimes making it quite difficult
    to establish ownership. Here's a great letter an attorney wrote to the FHA on behalf of a client:

    You have to love this lawyer........


    A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client.
    He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove
    satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as
    collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803,
    which took the lawyer three months to track down. After
    sending the information to the FHA, he received the
    following reply.



    (Actual reply from FHA):
    "Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan
    application, we note that the request is supported by an
    Abstract of Title. While we compliment the able manner in
    which you have prepared and presented the application, we
    must point out that you have only cleared title to the
    proposed collateral property back to 1803. Before final
    approval can be accorded, it will be necessary to clear the
    title back to its origin."  
     


     Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows:
    (Actual response):

    "Your letter regarding title in Case No.189156 has been received.

    I note that you wish to have title extended further than the
    206 years covered by the present application. I was unaware
    that any educated person in this country, particularly those
    working in the property area, would not know that Louisiana
    was purchased by the United States from France in 1803,  the
    year of origin identified in our application.  For the
    edification of uninformed FHA bureaucrats, the title to the
    land prior to U.S. ownership was obtained from France, which
    had acquired it by Right of Conquest from Spain. The land
    came into the possession of Spain by Right of Discovery made in the year 1492 by a sea captain named Christopher
    Columbus, who had been granted the privilege of seeking a
    new route to India by the Spanish monarch, Queen Isabella.

    The good Queen Isabella, being a pious woman and almost as careful about titles as the FHA, took the precaution of securing the blessing of the Pope before she sold her Jєωels to finance Columbus's expedition.  

    Now the Pope, as I'm sure you may know, is the emissary of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, and God, it is commonly accepted, created this world. Therefore, I believe it is safe to
    presume that God also made that part of the world called
    Louisiana .. God, therefore, would be the owner of origin and
    His origins date back to before the beginning of time, the
    world as we know it, and the FHA. I hope you find God's
    original claim to be satisfactory.  

    Now, may we have our damn loan?"


    The loan was immediately approved
    Proud "European American" and prouder, still, Catholic


    Offline Alexandria

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    « Reply #1 on: July 07, 2010, 07:48:44 PM »
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  • I love this!

     :rahrah: :laugh2:


    Offline MaterDominici

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    « Reply #2 on: July 07, 2010, 08:10:23 PM »
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  •  :roll-laugh2:
    "I think that Catholicism, that's as sane as people can get."  - Jordan Peterson

    Offline Dawn

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    « Reply #3 on: July 07, 2010, 08:49:24 PM »
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  • Thank you for that. After such a long day I needed a laugh.

    Offline innocenza

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    « Reply #4 on: July 08, 2010, 08:32:38 AM »
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  • Bravo, Dawn!

    I wish there were some more lawyers like that one around!


    Offline Patman

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    « Reply #5 on: July 08, 2010, 10:48:07 PM »
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  • Here is the origin of this, at snopes:

    Land Grab

    Offline innocenza

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    « Reply #6 on: July 09, 2010, 11:06:50 AM »
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  • Excuse me -- Thank you, Belloc, and Patman, for the lawyer story.  Prima!

    Offline henry

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    « Reply #7 on: July 11, 2010, 03:07:31 PM »
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  •  :applause: That's classic.