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Offline poche

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Heaven
« on: February 11, 2019, 12:49:14 AM »
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    •  “Heaven has a wall, a gate and a strict immigration policy. Hell has open borders.

    https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/heaven-gate-wall-strict-immigration-policy-grocery-store-riles-shoppers-ad-220825421.html

    Will you be able to meet Heaven's immigration requirements?
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    Offline 1st Mansion Tenant

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    Re: Heaven
    « Reply #1 on: February 11, 2019, 03:52:58 AM »
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    • Quote from: poche on February 11, 2019, 12:49:14 AM
    “Heaven has a wall, a gate and a strict immigration policy. Hell has open borders.

    https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/heaven-gate-wall-strict-immigration-policy-grocery-store-riles-shoppers-ad-220825421.html

    Will you be able to meet Heaven's immigration requirements?
    If I don't, do you think He will let me just sneak in and stay forever?
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    Offline Stubborn

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    Re: Heaven
    « Reply #2 on: February 11, 2019, 04:26:01 AM »
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    • The link says it all, it flat out not only does not matter, the whole idea is blatantly rejected, rebuked and condemned by many of the puppets, those mindless fools whose every opinion and reaction are dictated and directed by the lying MSM.



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    "But Peter and the apostles answering, said: We ought to obey God, rather than men." - Acts 5:29

    The Highest Principle in the Church: "We are first of all under obedience to God, and only then under obedience to man" - Fr. Hesse

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    Re: Heaven
    « Reply #3 on: February 11, 2019, 05:29:11 AM »
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    • Quote from: 1st Mansion Tenant on February 11, 2019, 03:52:58 AM
    If I don't, do you think He will let me just sneak in and stay forever?
    I heard a story. It seems that St Peter stood at the gate and refused a large number of sinners. He told them that they were unworthy to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Later on he saw those same people feasting and singing for joy. St Peter went to the Lord and complained. He said, "None of those people are worthy to enter the Kingdom I turned them away, and yet I see them there anyway."
    the Lord replied, "I understand. but you see, my mother lets them in through the window."
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    Re: Heaven
    « Reply #4 on: February 12, 2019, 01:32:44 AM »
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    • Quote from: poche on February 11, 2019, 05:29:11 AM
    I heard a story. It seems that St Peter stood at the gate and refused a large number of sinners. He told them that they were unworthy to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Later on he saw those same people feasting and singing for joy. St Peter went to the Lord and complained. He said, "None of those people are worthy to enter the Kingdom I turned them away, and yet I see them there anyway."
    the Lord replied, "I understand. but you see, my mother lets them in through the window."
    touche
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