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Thanks for re-posting this. I'm surprised I laughed harder the second time around!
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Why devote the nearly 200 pages of this encyclical to ... well, essentially, Environmental nagging?
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Oh, Raymond! Seens against Mother Earth and Brother Moon, seens against the sky, the sun, the rocks, the dirt, seens against the eagle eggs perched on craggy cliffs, these are among the most serious moral failings imaginable! .
Really?! It's quite remarkable that no other Pope in the 2,000-year history of the Church has realized that!
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I know, RhIGHT?.Let's discuss a few of your actions and statements that have caused much consternation among the faithful.
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You mean, among the reegid, Pharasaical, self-absorbed, Promethean, pickle-pepper-faced, neo-Pelagian, sour-pussed, Creed-reciting, parrot Christians?!.You know, in generations gone by, these people would simply be called, "Believing Catholics."
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Rosary-counting, whiny, poop-obsessed, gnostic, liquid, mummified, pastry-shop Christians? I could go on!!.(min. 6:00)
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But, before we go, a special treat for our viewers. As you know, for the last 4 years, there's been more than one man "wearing white" at the Vatican. Yet, since the 2013 announcement of his resignation from the Chair of Peter, we've heard very little from Pope Benedict XVI. I asked Francis for an update on Benedict, and you may be surprised about what this 90-year old has been up to. One last question, your Holiness. Can you give us any new-ws or updates on Pope Benedict?
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Yhes, of course! I think Benedict imagined that he whould lead a slower pace of life after retiring, but trrrust me, whe have manhaged to keep heem beesy whith duuties. In fact, heer, let me show yhou one of the most huseful duuties we have deefized for heem. Look out that wheendow behind yhou..... Peek up dee paayce, Rrrahtzeeenger!! .. Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!.
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