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Offline Kazimierz

Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #35 on: December 04, 2023, 04:36:32 PM »
Because it was acting like a turkey.

It was stayin' alive -Bee Gees chicken

It wanted to be a paperback writer - Beatles chicken

It was going to get down with some geese.
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Offline Grace

Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2023, 02:18:25 PM »
Bob Dylan:
The answer, my friends, is Blowing in the Wind.

The Beatles: 
It was a Long and Winding Road.

Sally's Hair Salon:
She was due for a Hen-na.

Mr. Rogers:
To make friends in the neighborhood.

Black Lives Matter:
That's racist!

Maxwell Smart (Control Agent 86)
Chief, I really think we need the Cone of Silence to answer that question, you never know who might be listening.
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Offline Grace

Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2023, 02:56:46 PM »
Elastic Man:
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
 
Mother Goose:
When Old MacDonald died suddenly, the police suspected fowl play.

Rod Serling:
To enter the Twilight Zone.

Von Trapp singers:
She heard the Sound of Music.

Paul Harvey:
And now for the Rest of the Story...
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Offline Grace

Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #38 on: December 07, 2023, 09:41:56 PM »
My Fair Lady:
She could have danced all night.

Groucho Marx:
To spend a night at the opera.

Yosemite Sam:
I challenged her to a duel, but she chickened out.

Bill and Ted:
Dude, to have a most egg-cellent adventure!
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Offline Grace

Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #39 on: December 08, 2023, 10:24:44 PM »
Winston Churchill:
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to cross the road that counts.

Steve Jobs:
Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition, and cross the road.

Bruce Lee:
Knowing is not enough, we must apply.  Willing is not enough, we must do, and that means crossing the road.

Mark Twain:
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you cross the road.

Abe Lincoln:
Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm and cross the road.
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