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Offline Mr G

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Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2023, 03:36:37 PM »
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    • Quote from: Emile on December 01, 2023, 03:17:38 PM
    Might be dangerous, G. :cowboy:


    Last time I asked a question to a chicken, it was after he visted the libray. I asked , "what do you see there?", he looked with blank eyes, and said "Book, book, book - book, book, boook, book". I suspecthe was drunk, because he was sluring his words, sounded more like "brwak, brwawk"
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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #31 on: December 02, 2023, 02:38:11 PM »
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    • Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz:
    That's a no brainer! The chicken had no brain.

    Cowardly Lion: 
    I thought the chicken was scared of her tail.

    Tin Woodsman:
    It was awhile ago in the forest, that I was chasing that chicken...when it began to rain...

    Dorothy:
    I think that chicken was homesick, and just trying to get home, don't you Toto? There is no place like home! 
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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #32 on: December 02, 2023, 03:15:45 PM »
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    • Here is the chicken's reply: "I do not know, I was just following orders. Please leave me alone, I do not want any more trouble, please."
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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #33 on: December 03, 2023, 06:12:25 PM »
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    • Hamlet:
    To cross, or not to cross, that is the question.

    Bing Crosby:
    She was going my way.

    Frank Sinatra:
    I did it my way, and she did it her way.

    Michael Jordan:
    Because the referee called a foul.

    Union Boss:
    Was it on a Friday? All chickens hate Fry-day.

    Rocky:
    She was a knock-out chick, that's why.
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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #34 on: December 04, 2023, 02:08:30 PM »
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    • Fred Astaire:
    It was Swing Time and I asked her: Shall We Dance?

    Ginger Rogers:
    Before she crossed, I heard her say: Isn't This a Lovely Day!

    Gene Kelly:
    So she could sing in the rain.


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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #35 on: December 04, 2023, 04:36:32 PM »
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    • Because it was acting like a turkey.

    It was stayin' alive -Bee Gees chicken

    It wanted to be a paperback writer - Beatles chicken

    It was going to get down with some geese.
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    Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
    Qui non est alius
    Qui pugnet pro nobis
    Nisi  tu Deus noster

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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #36 on: December 05, 2023, 02:18:25 PM »
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    • Bob Dylan:
    The answer, my friends, is Blowing in the Wind.

    The Beatles: 
    It was a Long and Winding Road.

    Sally's Hair Salon:
    She was due for a Hen-na.

    Mr. Rogers:
    To make friends in the neighborhood.

    Black Lives Matter:
    That's racist!

    Maxwell Smart (Control Agent 86)
    Chief, I really think we need the Cone of Silence to answer that question, you never know who might be listening.
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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #37 on: December 06, 2023, 02:56:46 PM »
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    • Elastic Man:
    Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
    To stretch her legs.
     
    Mother Goose:
    When Old MacDonald died suddenly, the police suspected fowl play.

    Rod Serling:
    To enter the Twilight Zone.

    Von Trapp singers:
    She heard the Sound of Music.

    Paul Harvey:
    And now for the Rest of the Story...
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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #38 on: December 07, 2023, 09:41:56 PM »
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    • My Fair Lady:
    She could have danced all night.

    Groucho Marx:
    To spend a night at the opera.

    Yosemite Sam:
    I challenged her to a duel, but she chickened out.

    Bill and Ted:
    Dude, to have a most egg-cellent adventure!
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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #39 on: December 08, 2023, 10:24:44 PM »
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    • Winston Churchill:
    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to cross the road that counts.

    Steve Jobs:
    Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition, and cross the road.

    Bruce Lee:
    Knowing is not enough, we must apply.  Willing is not enough, we must do, and that means crossing the road.

    Mark Twain:
    The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you cross the road.

    Abe Lincoln:
    Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm and cross the road.
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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #40 on: December 09, 2023, 07:55:27 AM »
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    • Quote from: Grace on December 08, 2023, 10:24:44 PM
    Winston Churchill:
    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to cross the road that counts.

    Steve Jobs:
    Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition, and cross the road.

    Bruce Lee:
    Knowing is not enough, we must apply.  Willing is not enough, we must do, and that means crossing the road.

    Mark Twain:
    The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you cross the road.

    Abe Lincoln:
    Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm and cross the road.
    To get away from Grace's corny answers ;)
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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #41 on: December 09, 2023, 02:05:49 PM »
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    • :laugh2:
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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #42 on: December 09, 2023, 03:57:56 PM »
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    • Ok Mr. G, I will take the hint... and give it up.
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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #43 on: December 10, 2023, 10:54:38 AM »
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    • Quote from: Grace on December 09, 2023, 03:57:56 PM
    Ok Mr. G, I will take the hint... and give it up.
    And all the chickens around the world rejoiced!


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    Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    « Reply #44 on: December 10, 2023, 11:35:09 AM »
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    • Quote from: Mr G on December 10, 2023, 10:54:38 AM
    And all the chickens around the world rejoiced!



    Bless you Mr. G! and thank you! That seems a fitting way to end :laugh1:
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