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Re: Unfunny Stuff
« Reply #5115 on: May 16, 2023, 11:47:48 PM »
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  • Did you hear about the hordes of Catholics who set fire to this blasphemous abomination? 




    Neither did I.
    I exposed AB Vigano's public meetings with Crowleyan Satanist Dugin so I ask protection on myself family friends priest, under the Blood of Jesus Christ and mantle of the Blessed Virgin Mary! If harm comes to any of us may that embolden the faithful to speak out all the more so Catholics are not deceived.



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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #5116 on: May 17, 2023, 12:22:26 AM »
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  • Catholics stormed bookstores and held book burnings because of this:





    Oh wait, they didn't...
    I exposed AB Vigano's public meetings with Crowleyan Satanist Dugin so I ask protection on myself family friends priest, under the Blood of Jesus Christ and mantle of the Blessed Virgin Mary! If harm comes to any of us may that embolden the faithful to speak out all the more so Catholics are not deceived.



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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #5117 on: May 17, 2023, 01:54:07 AM »
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  • Did you hear about the hordes of Catholics who set fire to this blasphemous abomination?




    Neither did I.


    Act of Reparation for Blasphemy Uttered against the Holy Name of Jesus

    O Jesus, my Savior and Redeemer,
    Son of the living God, behold,
    we kneel before Thee and offer Thee our reparation;
    we would make amends for all the blasphemies uttered
    against Thy Holy Name,
    for all the injuries done to Thee in the Blessed
    Sacrament,
    for all the irreverence shown toward Thine immaculate
    Virgin Mother,
    for all the calumnies and slanders spoken against Thy
    spouse,
    the holy Catholic and Roman Church.
    O Jesus, who hast said:
    "If you ask the Father anything in My Name, He will give
    it to you,"
    we pray and beseech Thee for all our brethren who are in
    danger of sin;
    shield them from every temptation to fall away from the
    true faith;
    save those who are even now standing on the brink of the
    abyss;
    to all of them give light and knowledge of the truth,
    courage and strength for the conflict with evil,
    perseverance in faith and active charity!
    For this do we pray, most merciful Jesus,
    in Thy name, unto God the Father,
    with whom Thou livest and reignest
    in the unity of the Holy Ghost world without end.

    Amen.
    I exposed AB Vigano's public meetings with Crowleyan Satanist Dugin so I ask protection on myself family friends priest, under the Blood of Jesus Christ and mantle of the Blessed Virgin Mary! If harm comes to any of us may that embolden the faithful to speak out all the more so Catholics are not deceived.



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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #5118 on: May 17, 2023, 01:56:18 AM »
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  • Catholics stormed bookstores and held book burnings because of this:





    Oh wait, they didn't...

    That's what Muslims do when Mohammed is blasphemed.  smh



    "Golden Arrow"
    (This prayer is said to have been revealed by Jesus Himself to a Carmelite Nun of Tours in 1843 as a reparation for blasphemy. "This Golden Arrow will wound My Heart delightfully," He said, "and heal the wounds inflicted by blasphemy.")
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    May the most holy, most sacred, most adorable, most mysterious and unutterable Name of God be always praised, blessed, loved, adored and glorified in heaven on earth and under the earth, by all the creatures of God, and by the Sacred Heart of our Lord Jesus Christ in the most Holy Sacrament of the altar. 1
    Imprimatur - T. J. Toolen, Archbishop of Mobile-Birm.
    Praise to the Holy Name of Jesus
    The Holy Name of our Saviour is taken in vain so often. When we hear someone use the Name above all names as a common swear word, we can cross ourselves and reverence the precious Name being defamed. Another commendable practice involves the devout, fervent recitation of the following prayer:
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    May the Holy Name of Jesus be infinitely blessed!
    May the Holy Name of Jesus be infinitely blessed!
    May the Holy Name of Jesus be infinitely blessed!
    May the Holy Name of Jesus be infinitely blessed!
    May the Holy Name of Jesus be infinitely blessed!
    Act of Reparation to the Sacred Heart of Jesus
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    O Sacred Heart of Jesus, animated with a desire to repair the outrages unceasingly offered to Thee, we prostrate before Thy throne of mercy, and in the name of all mankind, pledge our love and fidelity to Thee.
    The more Thy mysteries are blasphemed, the more firmly we shall believe them, O Sacred Heart of Jesus!
    The more impiety endeavors to extinguish our hope of immortality, the more we shall trust in Thy Heart, sole Hope of mankind!
    The more hearts resist Thy Divine attractions, the more we shall love Thee, O infinitely amiable Heart of Jesus!
    The more unbelief attacks Thy Divinity, the more humbly and profoundly we shall adore It, O Divine Heart of Jesus!
    The more Thy holy laws are transgressed and ignored, the more we shall delight to observe them, O most holy Heart of Jesus!
    The more Thy Sacraments are despised and abandoned, the more frequently we shall receive them with love and reverence, O most generous Heart of Jesus!
    The more the imitation of Thy virtues is neglected and forgotten, the more we shall endeavor to practice them, O Heart, model of every virtue!
    The more the devil labors to destroy souls, the more we shall be inflamed with desire to save them, O Heart of Jesus, zealous Lover of souls!
    The more sin and impurity destroy the image of God in man, the more we shall try by purity of life to be a living temple of the Holy Spirit, O Heart of Jesus!
    The more Thy Holy Church is despised, the more we shall endeavor to be her faithful children, O Sweet Heart of Jesus!
    The more Thy Vicar on earth is persecuted, the more will we honor him as the infallible head of Thy Holy Church, show our fidelity and pray for him, O kingly Heart of Jesus!
    O Sacred Heart, through Thy powerful grace, may we become Thy apostles in the midst of a corrupted world, and be Thy crown in the kingdom of Heaven. Amen. 2


    I exposed AB Vigano's public meetings with Crowleyan Satanist Dugin so I ask protection on myself family friends priest, under the Blood of Jesus Christ and mantle of the Blessed Virgin Mary! If harm comes to any of us may that embolden the faithful to speak out all the more so Catholics are not deceived.



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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #5119 on: May 17, 2023, 11:04:36 AM »
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  • Let nothing disturb you, let nothing frighten you, all things pass away: God never changes. Patience obtains all things. He who has God finds he lacks nothing; God alone suffices. - St. Teresa of Jesus


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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #5120 on: May 17, 2023, 11:20:01 AM »
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #5121 on: May 18, 2023, 07:18:14 PM »
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    « Reply #5122 on: May 19, 2023, 04:12:28 PM »
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    « Reply #5123 on: May 19, 2023, 04:13:35 PM »
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    « Reply #5124 on: May 20, 2023, 02:57:22 PM »
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    « Reply #5125 on: May 20, 2023, 03:35:43 PM »
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    « Reply #5126 on: May 22, 2023, 05:06:24 PM »
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