Probably not 100% accurate, but still kind of funny

So, Christmas trees are pagan? Yup.
And you are a pagan?
Doesnt that make you a Christmas tree?
ummm, errr uhhhh
And drinking all that alcohol will dry your branches and needles right out….
uhhhhh…
(Digital Logos strikes a match after Kazimierz has liberally doused the tree in cheap vodka)
Pagans roasting on an open fire……..
