To this female I sayeth 

Loved the bear video! This is from the Babylon Bee.


CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of ѕυιcιdє
Nov 9, 2017 - BabylonBee.com





Politics
ATLANTA, GA - According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton's financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit ѕυιcιdє.
"We've never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude," a CDC spokesperson told reporters. "Interestingly, in spite of their increased ѕυιcιdє risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of ѕυιcιdє, and they never leave a ѕυιcιdє note."

Remarking about how abnormal it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.
"Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life," he cautioned.
"And - I swear - that's all we know."

That bear may have never seen a human before.

Probably. In the description he says that its a young bear that is only a couple seasons out from it's mother's care.

God's beautiful creatures