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  • New Apple Software Will Automatically Add Minority To Your Pictures
    New Apple Software Will Automatically Add Minority To Your Pictures
    CUPERTINO, CA–When you complete the next software update on your iOS device, you’ll notice the new feature that automatically adds a minority to your photos.
    Apple’s new Anti-Inclusion Technology (AIT) is a groundbreaking upgrade that excited the tech world.
    “Once the software learns a picture is crawling with white people, AIT steps in and corrects the injustice,” WIRED reports.
    CEO Tim Cook couldn’t be happier with this development commenting, “Apple frowns upon people taking pictures without a minority member present, so just in case that were to happen, our new software update will guarantee each picture will be appropriately diverse.”
    Apple is partnering with Google and Amazon to closely monitor individuals who routinely fail to include a minority member in their photos, including family photos, as that would explicitly violate the terms of service with all three companies.


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  • Miracle: Pfizer Announces They Just So Happened To Finish Monkeypox Vaccine Yesterday
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    NEW YORK, NY—After the spectre of another pandemic was raised by shocking reports of a new monkeypox strain, Pfizer announced they coincidentally finished their monkeypox vaccine yesterday.

    "Wow, an unusually contagious variant of an old virus with unknown origins? Gee, that's strange!" said Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla. "Well as luck would have it, our ten-year project to create a monkeypox vaccine coincided perfectly with the first cases showing up, just in time for our Q2 earnings report - er, I mean, just in time to save the world!"

    According to sources within Pfizer, Dr. Anthony Fauci had awarded a Chinese lab an NIH grant a decade ago to begin researching how to make monkeypox more contagious. "I was so confused why we were intentionally making a virus more dangerous," said researcher Charles Long. "But Fauci would always say something to the effect of 'do what I say or I'll torture your dog', so we went along with it."

    The U.S. government has already secured a contract for 500 million monkeypox vaccine doses, which will soon be required to hold a job or buy groceries. Clinical trial data from Pfizer showed the vaccine greatly reduced rates of hospitalization, although they did report trial participants developed an overwhelming urge to go to the zoo. In rare cases, vaccine recipients began eating bushels of bananas and flinging poo at people, but Pfizer believes these were unrelated to the vaccine.

    At the time of publication, Anthony Fauci was spotted at the Bronx Zoo high-fiving a macaque.

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  • These monkeys eat with more manners than most people I know

    "The declared enemies of God and His Church, heretics and schismatics, must be criticized as much as possible, as long as truth is not denied. It is a work of charity to shout: ‘Here is the wolf!’ when it enters the flock or anywhere else." -- Saint Francis de Sales

    "For there shall be a time, when they will not endure sound doctrine; but, according to their own desires, they will heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears:" [2 Timothy 4:3]

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
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