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New Apple Software Will Automatically Add Minority To Your PicturesCUPERTINO, CA–When you complete the next software update on your iOS device, you’ll notice the new feature that automatically adds a minority to your photos.
Apple’s new Anti-Inclusion Technology (AIT) is a groundbreaking upgrade that excited the tech world.
“Once the software learns a picture is crawling with white people, AIT steps in and corrects the injustice,” WIRED reports.
CEO Tim Cook couldn’t be happier with this development commenting, “Apple frowns upon people taking pictures without a minority member present, so just in case that were to happen, our new software update will guarantee each picture will be appropriately diverse.”
Apple is partnering with Google and Amazon to closely monitor individuals who routinely fail to include a minority member in their photos, including family photos, as that would explicitly violate the terms of service with all three companies.
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