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« Reply #2670 on: May 16, 2022, 07:47:32 PM »
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    « Reply #2671 on: May 16, 2022, 07:48:13 PM »
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    « Reply #2672 on: May 16, 2022, 08:08:09 PM »
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    • Rabbit Season

    Some may remember the 1951 Looney Tunes cartoon "Rabbit Fire" starring Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd which was directed by Chuck Jones and written by Michael Maltese. Rabbit season, duck season, repeated until Elmer season at the end. It was funny then and from our current vantage point somewhat prophetic.

    Now we have all sorts of rules or regulations regarding hunting. Licenses, hunter safety training, bag limits, particular times of the year, male or female, no hunting where food is artificially placed and preferred methods of kill to minimize pain and suffering.

    Currently a new law pertaining to hunting is being proposed, making it a veritable "Rabid Season".

    One will have the right to hunt year round 24/7, hunting an ensnared prey by a food source is permissible, no hunter training, no licenses or fees, all methods of kill are allowed. One can disregard pain and suffering using chemical warfare, limb rendering and skull crushing. Being male or female makes little difference.

    The law is called "Women’s Health Protection Act, S. 4132". Does it protect the health of the babies being hunted? No. The proposers are "DESPICABLE".
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #2673 on: May 16, 2022, 08:38:22 PM »
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    • Quote from: Theodore Zendarski on May 16, 2022, 08:08:09 PM
    Rabbit Season

    Some may remember the 1951 Looney Tunes cartoon "Rabbit Fire" starring Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd which was directed by Chuck Jones and written by Michael Maltese. Rabbit season, duck season, repeated until Elmer season at the end. It was funny then and from our current vantage point somewhat prophetic.

    Now we have all sorts of rules or regulations regarding hunting. Licenses, hunter safety training, bag limits, particular times of the year, male or female, no hunting where food is artificially placed and preferred methods of kill to minimize pain and suffering.

    Currently a new law pertaining to hunting is being proposed, making it a veritable "Rabid Season".

    One will have the right to hunt year round 24/7, hunting an ensnared prey by a food source is permissible, no hunter training, no licenses or fees, all methods of kill are allowed. One can disregard pain and suffering using chemical warfare, limb rendering and skull crushing. Being male or female makes little difference.

    The law is called "Women’s Health Protection Act, S. 4132". Does it protect the health of the babies being hunted? No. The proposers are "DESPICABLE".
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    "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #2674 on: May 17, 2022, 12:02:00 PM »
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    "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #2675 on: May 17, 2022, 03:16:08 PM »
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    • Demons Of Hell Unanimously Agree About Value Of ‘Gender-Affirming Care’ For Children
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    HELL—Demons of Hell have released a statement to NPR where they have unanimously agreed upon the importance of gender-affirming care for children.

    “When it comes to gender-affirming care for minors—no demon worth their salt opposes it,” said Beelzebub. “There is no argument among demons, devils, fiends, banshees, succubuses, foul spirits, or democrats about the value and the necessity of gender-affirming care. The consensus is clear!”

    According to sources, Beelzebub continued to explain that kids deserve to and must have unfettered access to puberty-blockers and hormone therapy.

    “If they are not mutilated or chemically castrated at a young age, then this may cause… harm,” Beelzebub said with a sinister grin causing legions of demons to laugh together in unison. “In fact, 10/10 demons agree, gender-affirming care is life-saving care for children.” Beelzebub then lost his composure and fell to the ground—laughing uproariously.

    At publishing time, the demons of hell echoed in agreement once again declaring that abortion access should be unlimited, everywhere, all the time, and at any age—even after birth.
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    « Reply #2684 on: May 18, 2022, 03:37:58 PM »
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