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« Reply #1875 on: March 01, 2022, 12:51:46 PM »
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    « Reply #1876 on: March 01, 2022, 12:53:21 PM »
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    • Trudeau Announces Invasion Of Poland
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    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]OTTAWA—Prime Minister Justin Trudeau addressed the nation on Tuesday to announce the mobilization of the Canadian Armed Forces against Poland, which he intends to invade and annex as part of the Canadian Empire.
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]"Oppressing our truckers has given me an insatiable taste for power," said Trudeau. "So I'm directing our generals to strike Poland since it worked out so well for Germany."[/color]
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]The foreign office has confirmed troops are already assembling at the Polish/Ukrainian border in preparation for a land invasion. Putin has reportedly become spooked by Trudeau's sudden imperialist agenda and has ordered Russian troops to retreat.[/color]
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]According to sources, Putin held a virtual meeting with President Biden to discuss Trudeau's recent actions.[/color]
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]"Trudeau is a dictator," Putin allegedly told Biden. "Kind of makes me feel bad about the whole Ukraine thing, so I've decided to drop it."[/color]
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]Canadian troops are reportedly being equipped with rations of maple syrup and hockey sticks since Trudeau doesn't believe in guns or real food.[/color]
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]At publishing time, President Biden was happy to announce that he had single-handedly resolved the Ukrainian crisis as Canada annexed Poland.[/color][/font][/size][/color]
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1877 on: March 01, 2022, 12:54:14 PM »
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    • Massacre As Great White Shark Allowed To Compete In Women's 500 Freestyle
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    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]BOSTON, MA—Dozens of swimmers are dead and thousands of viewers have been traumatized as a Great White Shark named Tia was allowed to compete in the women's 500-yard freestyle event at the Ivy League Swimming & Diving Championships Friday.
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]"Wow, this brave swimmer is really making a splash here," said one commentator as the starting buzzer went off and the shark immediately thrashed through the pool, eating swimmers screaming for their lives. "Look at that form! It's like she was biologically designed for this kind of thing."[/color]
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]Tia continued to dominate heat after heating, wowing spectators with her speed, form, poise, and ability to maul anyone in the pool.[/color]
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]"What's your secret?" asked a reporter after the event. She was promptly eaten.[/color]
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]The shark was awarded every medal and placement, as all the other swimmers were dead. The official who gave her the championship trophy was promptly eaten.[/color]
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]Anyone questioning the validity of Tia's win will have their bank account frozen, be banned from Twitter, and put on an FBI watchlist.[/color]
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]Then, they will be promptly eaten.[/color][/font][/size][/color]
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1878 on: March 01, 2022, 11:33:13 PM »
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    "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1879 on: March 02, 2022, 10:34:35 AM »
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    « Reply #1880 on: March 02, 2022, 10:35:19 AM »
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    « Reply #1881 on: March 02, 2022, 10:36:31 AM »
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    « Reply #1882 on: March 02, 2022, 10:39:15 AM »
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    « Reply #1883 on: March 02, 2022, 10:40:24 AM »
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    « Reply #1884 on: March 02, 2022, 10:41:14 AM »
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1885 on: March 02, 2022, 10:56:32 AM »
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    • Thank you Kazimierz for all of the  cartoons, also Digital Logos,
    'laughter is the best medicine'  as they say. :laugh1:
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    « Reply #1886 on: March 02, 2022, 10:58:51 AM »
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    • Quote from: Kazimierz on March 02, 2022, 10:36:31 AM

    Given all the sheep still wearing masks, I don't think they've forgotten yet
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    "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1887 on: March 02, 2022, 12:01:02 PM »
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    • Quote from: Jaycie on March 02, 2022, 10:56:32 AM
    Thank you Kazimierz for all of the  cartoons, also Digital Logos,
    'laughter is the best medicine'  as they say. :laugh1:
    Most welcome, on my part. :cowboy: 
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    « Reply #1888 on: March 02, 2022, 12:06:39 PM »
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