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January 28th, 2022 - BabylonBee.com
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[color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a last-ditch effort to address the mounting immigration crisis on the U.S. southern border, President Biden has named Willow—the newest White House cat—as America's border czar.[color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]
"Everyone deserves a chance at this thing, folks," said Biden to a bust of Eleanor Roosevelt. "I already gave that black lady who claims to be my Vice President a chance, and she didn't do squat. I'm not even sure where she is. It's time someone else had a chance to solve this difficult problem. It's the cat's turn." Biden then leaned over and sniffed the Eleanor Roosevelt bust's bronze hair.[/color]
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According to sources, Willow the grey short-hair tabby will be in charge of securing the border and finding somewhere to place the thousands and thousands of migrants. [/color]
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ICE agents are currently placing catnip along the border fence in hopes Border Czar Willow—unlike Kamala—will actually pay them a visit. [/color]
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