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Re: Unfunny Stuff
« Reply #1515 on: January 26, 2022, 01:15:07 PM »
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1516 on: January 26, 2022, 02:29:10 PM »
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    • Fauci Reveals He Has Forged In Secret A Master Vaccine To Rule All The Others

    January 22nd, 2022 - BabylonBee.com


    WASHINGTON, D.C.—Addressing the nation from his dark tower, Dr. Fauci revealed today that he has been forging in secret a master vaccine to rule all the others and cover all the lands in darkness. The "One Vaccine to Rule Them All" apparently gives Fauci the power to control anyone who has "so foolishly" taken his free gift of vaccines throughout the pandemic.
    "One vaccine to rule them all, one vaccine to mind-control them -- one vaccine to boost them all and in their lack of natural immunity bind them," he chanted, reciting the inscription on the label of the master vaccine.
    According to legend, three vaccines were given to the CDC, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven were given to the Democratic state governors, skilled at ruling through manipulation and fear. And nine were given to the nine Supreme Court justices, who above all else desire power.  But in secret, Fauci forged a master vaccine, and into this vaccine he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his bizarre hatred for puppies.
    Ron DeSantis is reportedly leading his personal state militia to fight for the freedom of the United States once and for all. He'll definitely throw away the master vaccine into the fires whence it came once he acquires it, according to sources.


    https://babylonbee.com/news/dr-fauci-reveals-he-has-forged-in-secret-a-master-vaccine-to-rule-all-the-others
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    « Reply #1517 on: January 26, 2022, 03:50:31 PM »
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    • This goes well with the Gollum vax memes I made and posted a while back. :cowboy: 
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    « Reply #1518 on: January 26, 2022, 03:57:53 PM »
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    • Quote from: Emile on January 26, 2022, 02:29:10 PM
    Fauci Reveals He Has Forged In Secret A Master Vaccine To Rule All The Others
    This is amazing :laugh2:
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1519 on: January 26, 2022, 04:17:56 PM »
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    « Reply #1520 on: January 26, 2022, 04:19:26 PM »
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    « Reply #1521 on: January 26, 2022, 04:20:55 PM »
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    « Reply #1522 on: January 26, 2022, 04:21:31 PM »
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    « Reply #1523 on: January 26, 2022, 11:17:52 PM »
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    « Reply #1524 on: January 26, 2022, 11:28:05 PM »
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1525 on: January 27, 2022, 08:31:08 AM »
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    • Christopher Lee made two symphonic "metal" albums (which are more like operas) about Charlemagne. Not bad stuff. Certainly unfunny.



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    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1526 on: January 27, 2022, 11:36:24 AM »
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    • I've seen this clip (and thought it was pretty good) ... but haven't listened to the entire album.  Not sure if it's a fair portrayal of Charlemagne or if it's anti-Christian.

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1527 on: January 27, 2022, 11:43:39 AM »
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    • Lee is evidently a descendant of Charlemagne ...

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1528 on: January 27, 2022, 12:04:02 PM »
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    « Reply #1529 on: January 27, 2022, 12:04:59 PM »
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