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« Reply #1485 on: January 21, 2022, 02:52:33 PM »
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1486 on: January 21, 2022, 02:53:22 PM »
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    « Reply #1487 on: January 21, 2022, 02:54:19 PM »
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    « Reply #1488 on: January 21, 2022, 02:55:05 PM »
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1489 on: January 21, 2022, 02:58:09 PM »
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  • Off! Releases Biden Repellent For Kids
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    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]U.S.—SC Johnson is living up to its family company moniker with the release of a new line of pest repellents under their popular Off!® brand. The new product is designed to repel President Joe Biden from children.

    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]The innovative new product makes children smell like grown-ups, which studies have shown repels Biden under most circuмstances. Material sent to retailers provides clear instructions to apply the repellent whenever a child is within twenty feet of the creepy old man.[/color]
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]"Our scientists work tirelessly to commit mosquito genocide, but after Biden was elected to the presidency, I redirected their efforts to keep Joe Biden away from children," said SC Johnson CEO Santos Carl Johnson. "As an added bonus, it also repels mosquitoes so it's a win-win."[/color]
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]President Biden would not comment on the new product line, which includes a traditional spray as well as scented candles and bracelets.[/color]
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki advised reporters to stop asking the question because it hurt Biden's public image. "The president is committed to uniting all Americans," said Psaki, "some of which are children. There's nothing untoward about attempting to fuse your body with others to end hate. Please stop asking."[/color]
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]At publishing time, an anonymous source within the White House has expressed frustration that the president is now intentionally trying to catch COVID so he can lose his sense of smell.[/color]
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1490 on: January 23, 2022, 09:42:56 PM »
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  • "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1491 on: January 23, 2022, 09:52:25 PM »
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1492 on: January 24, 2022, 04:44:03 PM »
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    « Reply #1493 on: January 24, 2022, 04:44:50 PM »
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