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    « Reply #708 on: November 18, 2021, 02:27:36 PM »
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    « Reply #709 on: November 18, 2021, 02:28:16 PM »
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    « Reply #710 on: November 18, 2021, 02:28:50 PM »
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    • Scholars Now Believe Mary And Joseph Were Denied Room In The Inn Due To Being Unvaxxed
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    BETHLEHEM—Biblical scholars have uncovered a dusty old scroll that turned out to be a record of Jesus's birth. According to the ancient writing, Mary and Joseph were actually denied room in the inn because they were unvaxxed.
    “The record reveals the reason why they were denied a room in the inn, clear as a shining star in the East,” said scriptural historian Bart Madson. “The Holy Family’s vaccination status banned them from going indoors, according to the mandate at the time.”
    The ancient writ describes Joseph and Mary approaching the inn’s entrance, exhausted from their long journey to Bethlehem, and Mary being great with child. The warm comfort of the inn’s door was quickly blocked by Karenekiah, a mask-wearing pharisee who smelled like hand sanitizer, demanding proof of vaccination.
    When Joseph explained the family’s natural immunity due to the virus already passing through their family, he was mocked and ridiculed by the pharisee as being “anti-science” and a “Samaritan.”
    The Pharisee then sent them away, according to the record. As they turned to leave, the innkeeper came out and apologized for the inconvenience, but that “Karen” was there to enforce the vaccine mandate, and that he had no choice.
    “You always have a choice,” said Mary.
    The innkeeper gave a long, tired sigh, according to the dusty scrolls, then motioned for the young family to follow him to the nearby stable, where they were made as comfortable as possible.
    The rest of the story can be found in another book, available to everyone.




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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #712 on: November 18, 2021, 03:38:29 PM »
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    • Quote from: Kazimierz on November 18, 2021, 02:15:22 PM


    That’s the actor, “Michael Douglas” playing the fantasy role of a frustrated white male who goes on a killing rampage because he met a guy who sold souvenir Zyclon-B canisters from the h0Ɩ0cαųst gas chambers.

    All Jєωιѕн fantasy:

    1. Douglas is a jew not a Gentile.

    2. There were no gas chambers to use the Zyklon-B because the camps didn’t have chimneys to evacuate the toxic gases.

    3. Meaning:
    h0Ɩ0cαųst = h0Ɩ0h0αx

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #713 on: November 18, 2021, 03:47:52 PM »
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    • Quote from: Incredulous on November 18, 2021, 03:38:29 PM
    That’s the actor, “Michael Douglas” playing the fantasy role of a frustrated white male who goes on a killing rampage because he met a guy who sold souvenir Zyclon-B canisters from the h0Ɩ0cαųst gas chambers.

    All Jєωιѕн fantasy:

    1. Douglas is a Jєω not a Gentile.

    2. There were no gas chambers to use the Zyklon-B because the camps didn’t have chimneys to evacuate the toxic gases.

    3. Meaning:
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    It's called Falling Down.

    nαzι scene aside, it's not a bad film, honestly one of my favorites. It does a great job of encapsulating the frustration of modern America with being screwed over.
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    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #714 on: November 18, 2021, 04:29:28 PM »
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    • Quote from: DigitalLogos on November 18, 2021, 03:47:52 PM
    It's called Falling Down.

    nαzι scene aside, it's not a bad film, honestly one of my favorites. It does a great job of encapsulating the frustration of modern America with being screwed over.
    Loses his job and wife, goes off the deep end. It has some great scenes. "Learn how to shoot!" "I want to order breakfast"
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #715 on: November 18, 2021, 04:31:17 PM »
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    • Quote from: Kazimierz on November 18, 2021, 04:29:28 PM
    Loses his job and wife, goes off the deep end. It has some great scenes. "Learn how to shoot!" "I want to order breakfast"
    Two great scenes from the film (language warning):




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    « Reply #716 on: November 18, 2021, 06:20:57 PM »
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #717 on: November 18, 2021, 06:22:22 PM »
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    • Quote from: DigitalLogos on November 18, 2021, 08:45:36 AM



    Most memes in this thread, including particularly this one, and particularly the Michael Douglas one, do their part of celebrity worship.

    It almost seems as if U.S. folks couldn't even communicate anymore without reference to these idols.
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #718 on: November 18, 2021, 08:23:55 PM »
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    "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #719 on: November 18, 2021, 09:49:38 PM »
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    "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

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    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]
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