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« Reply #675 on: November 16, 2021, 11:17:55 PM »
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    « Reply #676 on: November 16, 2021, 11:20:16 PM »
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  • "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]


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    « Reply #677 on: November 17, 2021, 04:50:21 AM »
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  • Ride a bike?
    NOV 17

    Grandpa, an old successful businessman, when asked what he saw as the future of Australia said.
    “My grandfather rode a horse, my father rode a push-bike, I ride a BMW, my son rides a Toyota Prius, my grandson rides a Tesla — but my great-grandson is going to have to ride a push-bike again.
    We asked why?  He replied —
    “Hard times create strong men — strong men create easy times”.
    “Easy times create weak men and women — weak men and women create difficult times”.
    “Many will not understand that, but we have to raise warriors, not parasites”.
    “Look around you — How many warriors do you see — And how many parasites?”
    “Who cannot stand on their own feet and don’t want to?
    “Who can work but won’t?”
    “Who are too weak for normal robust discussion claiming bullying, discrimination, victimhood?”
    “Who never learnt to think or work — and every day, have to be told what to think, do and act ?”
    “The real BIG question is — How many of these do you see in Parliament?”
    “Now see if you can find any warriors — Who are leaders, successful in their own right — And have ridden a pushbike?”
    from Gil May
    Help of Christians, guard our land from assault or inward stain,
    Let it be what God has planned, His new Eden where You reign.

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #678 on: November 17, 2021, 09:11:00 AM »
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  • "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    « Reply #679 on: November 17, 2021, 10:21:50 AM »
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  • "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]


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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #680 on: November 17, 2021, 11:21:02 AM »
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  • "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    « Reply #681 on: November 17, 2021, 03:49:45 PM »
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  • "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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  • Da pacem Domine in diebus nostris
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  • Oscar The Grouch Refuses The Vaccine, Stocks Up On Ivermectin
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    SESAME STREET, NY—With the COVID-19 vaccine now approved for 5 to 11-year-olds, many of the residents of Sesame Street are flocking to get the vaccination, even though it has not been specifically approved for large birds, monsters, or vampires. 
    “Yay! Inject Elmo!” Elmo was heard shouting as he got in line for the shot.
    There is a lone holdout, though: trashcan resident Oscar the Grouch. “Go ahead and get the experimental vaccine,” said Oscar to everyone in line. “I hope you don’t die, though. Actually, I hope you do die — because I’m a grouch!”
    Oscar the Grouch, who often listens to Joe Rogan without earbuds—inflicting the podcast on whoever is near his trashcan—has instead stocked up on Ivermectin—the preferable way for a grouch to treat COVID-19. “Yeah, you sheeple line the pockets of Pfizer while the vaccine does who-knows-what to you,” said Oscar. “Me, I’ll be here with my alternative treatments, being perfectly healthy and perfectly grouchy.”
    “Oh no. Elmo now scared of the shot!” said Elmo.
    “Don’t listen to him,” cautioned Big Bird. “I heard he voted for Trump.”
    “Twice!” exclaimed Oscar. “And I’ll do it again in ‘24!”
    Oscar also got into a spat with CNN, which claimed Oscar had been using a common parasite treatment approved for humans, when in fact Oscar had very specifically only been consuming horse dewormer. Because he’s a grouch.


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  • "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]