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    « Reply #1952 on: March 09, 2022, 12:04:25 PM »
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    « Reply #1953 on: March 09, 2022, 12:04:52 PM »
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    « Reply #1954 on: March 09, 2022, 12:05:38 PM »
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    « Reply #1955 on: March 09, 2022, 12:06:06 PM »
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    « Reply #1956 on: March 09, 2022, 12:07:04 PM »
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    • Nancy Peℓσѕι’s Boycott On Russian Vodka Lasts Six Minutes
    Nancy Peℓσѕι’s Boycott On Russian Vodka Lasts Six Minutes
    WASHINGTON, D.C. – Since Putin deliberately waited until a perverted, old, beta male was in office to invade Ukraine (after the Democrats specifically asked him not to), Nancy Peℓσѕι courageously announced she would boycott Russian Vodka forever.
    She made her declaration at 9:02 am EST. By 9:08 am, she was guzzling a 1.75-liter of Moscow’s Finest while still at the podium.
    “Six minutes! Who had six minutes or under?” Mitch McConnell mumbled to his GOP colleagues.
    Peℓσѕι, furious with McConnell’s little remark, whipped out her dentures and threw them right at his face. While still glaring at Mitch, she held the empty bottle over her mouth and demanded her staffers tap the bottom of the container so she could get every last drop.
    “Alright. Like all Democrats, I must be judged solely by my intentions,” Nancy eventually explained. “And while the Russians must pay, I must keep a permanent buzz to run the House the way our four farters wanted. So we’re going to have to let this whole ‘Putin starting World War three’ thing slide, OK? Their booze is too good. We must give them that.”
    After finishing off another bottle, Peℓσѕι then excused herself from the press claiming she ‘needed to drive this off.’

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    « Reply #1957 on: March 09, 2022, 12:08:12 PM »
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    • Biden Gives Up Coherent Speaking For Lent
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    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]WASHINGTON, D.C.—This Lent, devout Catholic Joe Biden has announced that he is giving up coherent speaking for the next 40 days. 
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]It's traditional for Catholics to give up some mortal pleasure during the 40 days preceding Easter, and Biden is no exception to the custom.[/color]
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]"Ffffor -- for the n-next, next 40,000 - excuse me - 40 hundred days, I will be giving up, you know, the thing," he said during his State of the Union address this evening. "The speaking of... of the -- the Eng, English wordle - begyerpardon - English word things, I'm giving all that up, folks. It's done. No more Mr. Coherent Biden Guy."[/color]
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]"I'm done with the word talky-talky, got it, folks?!"[/color]
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]"Go get him!" he concluded to confused, scattered applause.[/color]
    [color=rgba(249,250,251,var(--tw-text-opacity))]At publishing time, Nancy Peℓσѕι had announced that she would be giving up insider trading for Lent.[/color][/font][/size][/color]
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1958 on: March 09, 2022, 02:09:19 PM »
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    • Quote from: Kazimierz on March 09, 2022, 12:04:52 PM

    This is completely inaccurate.  Fauci has been in the front lines of promoting the political science.  The cartoonist seems to think that Fauci was promoting actual science sometime during his long, profitable career.
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1959 on: March 09, 2022, 08:29:05 PM »
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    "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1960 on: March 10, 2022, 09:23:45 AM »
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    « Reply #1961 on: March 10, 2022, 09:24:15 AM »
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    « Reply #1962 on: March 10, 2022, 09:24:54 AM »
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    « Reply #1963 on: March 10, 2022, 09:25:31 AM »
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    « Reply #1964 on: March 10, 2022, 09:26:02 AM »
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