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Offline Incredulous

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Re: Unfunny Stuff
« Reply #1305 on: January 01, 2022, 06:54:35 PM »
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    "Some preachers will keep silence about the truth, and others will trample it underfoot and deny it. Sanctity of life will be held in derision even by those who outwardly profess it, for in those days Our Lord Jesus Christ will send them not a true Pastor but a destroyer."  St. Francis of Assisi

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1306 on: January 01, 2022, 07:00:03 PM »
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    • Quote from: Mark 79 on January 01, 2022, 04:28:38 PM


    Nothing of value was lost. I haven't Googled yet to look into casualties.

    But regardless: I'm sticking to my first statement: nothing of value was lost.
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1307 on: January 01, 2022, 07:40:03 PM »
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    • Quote from: Mark 79 on January 01, 2022, 04:28:38 PM


    Catholics savoring baby killer tears (2022, colorized)

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    "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1308 on: January 01, 2022, 08:25:23 PM »
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    • Quote from: Matthew on January 01, 2022, 07:00:03 PM
    Nothing of value was lost. I haven't Googled yet to look into casualties.

    But regardless: I'm sticking to my first statement: nothing of value was lost.
    I did.  The place was closed for renovations.  According to protocols, arson investigators will look at the building later, but firemen on the scene say it doesn't look like arson.  It may have just been a construction accident.  Only draw back I can see is that the owner will get an insurance settlement.
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1309 on: January 02, 2022, 05:09:24 AM »
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    • Dining out, 2022

    We walked into a restaurant last night to have dinner...
    "Hello, table for two, please."
    "Of course, and your name?"
    "Rod"
    "Great - and do you and your partner have your vaccination cards or can you show me your Digital AusGov VaX Certificates"
    "Yes, We do...However, Can you tell us who our waiter will be tonight?"
    "It looks like Brad will be your waiter."
    "Great, so can you show me Brad's vaccination card?"
    "Um..."
    "And can you also provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases?"
    "Um..."
    "Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on, or uses, recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc., so if you could provide us with Brad's most recent 'tox screen,' that would be great."
    "Um, let me get the manager for you."





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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1310 on: January 03, 2022, 11:44:02 AM »
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    "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1311 on: January 03, 2022, 06:01:09 PM »
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    "Be not deceived, God is not mocked." - Gal. 6:7

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1312 on: January 03, 2022, 06:04:29 PM »
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1313 on: January 04, 2022, 06:36:09 AM »
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    • I think Jason's really on to something. I'm going to use this as an opening at my next job interview.
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1314 on: January 05, 2022, 03:06:01 AM »
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    I recant many opinions on the crisis in the Church and moral theology that I have espoused on here from at least 2019-2021 don't take my postings from that time as well as 2022 possibly too seriously.

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1315 on: January 05, 2022, 03:30:28 AM »
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1316 on: January 05, 2022, 03:42:37 AM »
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1317 on: January 05, 2022, 08:27:44 AM »
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    "Be not therefore solicitous for tomorrow; for the morrow will be solicitous for itself. Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof." [Matt. 6:34]

    "In all thy works remember thy last end, and thou shalt never sin." [Ecclus. 7:40]

    "A holy man continueth in wisdom as the sun: but a fool is changed as the moon." [Ecclus. 27:12]

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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1318 on: January 05, 2022, 02:19:51 PM »
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    I hold it true, whate'er befall;
    I feel it, when I sorrow most;
    'Tis better to have loved and lost
    Than never to have loved at all.
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    Re: Unfunny Stuff
    « Reply #1319 on: January 06, 2022, 12:43:04 PM »
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