Author Topic: Two old dears talking. (Read 1911 times)

cassini · « **Reply #5 on:** June 01, 2021, 06:49:27 AM »

Two kids, after hearing a homily about heaven at Sunday Mass, began to talk about it. One said to the other, I didn't know there was ever-laughing happiness in Heaven. It should be good fun then.

cassini · « **Reply #6 on:** June 18, 2021, 03:02:49 AM »

Two Jews were walking down the street. One of them found a pay-envelope with the money inside. $300, yelled his friend, you lucky man. 'What do you mean,' said the lucky man, ' look at all the government deductions?'

Nadir · « **Reply #7 on:** June 18, 2021, 03:12:52 AM »

Mummy, Father said "remember man that thou art dust and unto dust thou wilt return"?
Yes darling, why do you ask?
Because I just looked under the bed and it looks like someone is coming or going.

Nadir · « **Reply #8 on:** June 18, 2021, 03:19:33 AM »

Teacher told the children to draw a picture of the flight into Egypt. She looked at Johnny's sketch and said "that's very good. Johnny, but what's that black mark on your picture?"
Oh that, answered Johnny. You said that Joseph was to take Mary and baby Jesus and flee into Egypt. Well, that's the flea!

Romulus · « **Reply #9 on:** June 18, 2021, 10:28:58 AM »

A dying rich man called a Catholic Priest, a protestant minister and a Jєωιѕн rabbi over to his bedside, he said, "They say you cant take it with you, but I'll prove them wrong" and he gave each of them $100,000 and told them to put the money in his coffin just before he was buried. When the rich man passed away the Priest came by and put the cash into the coffin and went his way. The protestant minister came by and put the cash in the coffin and went his way. The Jew came by and put in a check for $100,000 and went his way.

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