Author Topic: Two old dears talking. (Read 1901 times)

cassini · « **on:** May 28, 2021, 11:55:09 AM »

Two old dears talking after Mass. One said to the other, 'I'll never forget that harsh priest who gave me a decade of the Rosary after confession. Thank God I have only one more year of it left.'

Priceless, yes?

cassini · « **Reply #1 on:** May 29, 2021, 04:09:39 AM »

Ok, here is another. A man walking by my house got chatting to a neighbour. He was wearing the mask to save his life as he was told to do. His dog was restless so he commanded it to 'sitt.' With that the dog did a sh-t. The neighbour said, 'now there is an obedient pandemic dog.'

cassini · « **Reply #2 on:** May 29, 2021, 07:15:45 AM »

Here is another of my favourites:

Two ladies talking about the past. One said to the other;

"There were three things I was bad at at school, geometry and mathematics."

The other said: " And what else?"

To which the first lady said: " What do you mean, what else?"

donkath · « **Reply #3 on:** May 30, 2021, 12:26:41 AM »

A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, "If this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the dirt."

The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"

cassini · « **Reply #4 on:** May 30, 2021, 07:06:04 AM »

Two cannibals kill and begin to eat a clown in a circus visiting their area.

No sooner do they start to eat when one says to the other:

"This meat tastes funny."

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