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Traditional Catholic Faith => Funny Stuff for Catholics => Topic started by: MaterDominici on November 10, 2013, 03:05:12 PM
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A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies “No I’m traveling light”
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there are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
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Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” He doesn’t react.
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What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder.
(I had to look this one up, but it's funny now! :smirk:)
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C, E flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, no minors”
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The barman says, “We don’t serve time travellers in here.”
A time traveller walks into a bar.
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Silver and Gold walk into a bar.
Bartender says “‘ey you, get outta here!”
Gold leaves the bar.
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The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
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An ancient Greek goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?”
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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
I get this one.
itemToAcquire = "Bread";
quantity = 1;
if (haveEggs == true) {
quantity = 12;
}
acquire(itemToAcquire, quantity);
I understand the programmer's line of thinking. It causes lots of bugs in software, too! :)
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There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary numbers and those who don't.