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Traditional Catholic Faith => Funny Stuff for Catholics => Topic started by: MaterDominici on November 10, 2013, 03:05:12 PM

Title: Thinkin Jokes
Post by: MaterDominici on November 10, 2013, 03:05:12 PM
A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies “No I’m traveling light”
Title: Thinkin Jokes
Post by: MaterDominici on November 10, 2013, 03:05:52 PM
there are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
Title: Thinkin Jokes
Post by: MaterDominici on November 10, 2013, 03:06:48 PM
Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” He doesn’t react.
Title: Thinkin Jokes
Post by: MaterDominici on November 10, 2013, 03:07:40 PM
What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder.

(I had to look this one up, but it's funny now!  :smirk:)
Title: Thinkin Jokes
Post by: MaterDominici on November 10, 2013, 03:08:11 PM
C, E flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, no minors”
Title: Thinkin Jokes
Post by: MaterDominici on November 10, 2013, 03:08:37 PM
The barman says, “We don’t serve time travellers in here.”

A time traveller walks into a bar.
Title: Thinkin Jokes
Post by: MaterDominici on November 10, 2013, 03:09:10 PM
Silver and Gold walk into a bar.

Bartender says “‘ey you, get outta here!”

Gold leaves the bar.
Title: Thinkin Jokes
Post by: MaterDominici on November 10, 2013, 03:10:40 PM
The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
Title: Thinkin Jokes
Post by: MaterDominici on November 10, 2013, 03:12:54 PM
An ancient Greek goes to a ­tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?”
Title: Thinkin Jokes
Post by: MaterDominici on November 10, 2013, 03:15:06 PM
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Title: Thinkin Jokes
Post by: Matthew on November 10, 2013, 05:26:17 PM
Quote from: MaterDominici
The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


I get this one.

Code: [Select]
itemToAcquire = "Bread";
quantity = 1;

if (haveEggs == true) {
   quantity = 12;
}

acquire(itemToAcquire, quantity);


I understand the programmer's line of thinking. It causes lots of bugs in software, too! :)
Title: Thinkin Jokes
Post by: TKGS on November 11, 2013, 06:55:19 AM
There are 10 kinds of people:  Those who understand binary numbers and those who don't.