Author Topic: Thinkin Jokes (Read 3003 times)

MaterDominici · « **on:** November 10, 2013, 03:05:12 PM »

A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies “No I’m traveling light”

MaterDominici · « **Reply #1 on:** November 10, 2013, 03:05:52 PM »

there are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets

MaterDominici · « **Reply #2 on:** November 10, 2013, 03:06:48 PM »

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” He doesn’t react.

MaterDominici · « **Reply #3 on:** November 10, 2013, 03:07:40 PM »

What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder.

(I had to look this one up, but it's funny now!

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MaterDominici · « **Reply #4 on:** November 10, 2013, 03:08:11 PM »

C, E flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, no minors”

MaterDominici · « **Reply #5 on:** November 10, 2013, 03:08:37 PM »

The barman says, “We don’t serve time travellers in here.”

A time traveller walks into a bar.

MaterDominici · « **Reply #6 on:** November 10, 2013, 03:09:10 PM »

Silver and Gold walk into a bar.

Bartender says “‘ey you, get outta here!”

Gold leaves the bar.

MaterDominici · « **Reply #7 on:** November 10, 2013, 03:10:40 PM »

The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

MaterDominici · « **Reply #8 on:** November 10, 2013, 03:12:54 PM »

An ancient Greek goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?”

MaterDominici · « **Reply #9 on:** November 10, 2013, 03:15:06 PM »

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Matthew · « **Reply #10 on:** November 10, 2013, 05:26:17 PM »

Quote from: MaterDominici

The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

I get this one.

Code: [Select]

itemToAcquire = "Bread";
quantity = 1;

if (haveEggs == true) {
   quantity = 12;
}

acquire(itemToAcquire, quantity);

I understand the programmer's line of thinking. It causes lots of bugs in software, too! :)

TKGS · « **Reply #11 on:** November 11, 2013, 06:55:19 AM »

There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary numbers and those who don't.