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Traditional Catholic Faith => Funny Stuff for Catholics => Topic started by: Lover of Truth on February 25, 2014, 04:54:43 AM

Title: The Shortest Books of All Time
Post by: Lover of Truth on February 25, 2014, 04:54:43 AM

The Shortest Books of All Time
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda and Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Forward by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore and John Kerry
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes and Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
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My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Peℓσѕι
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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama

Title: The Shortest Books of All Time
Post by: bowler on February 25, 2014, 08:41:50 AM

Old school shortest books:

Italian War Heroes

Jєωιѕн Business Ethics

The Great Black Swimmers

Title: The Shortest Books of All Time
Post by: San Amaro on February 25, 2014, 04:33:04 PM

Why we deserve to be Saints
by John XXIII and John Paul II
Foreward by Paul VI

Why I am Catholic
by Jorge Bergoglio


And for a fun book:


How I won my Second Superbowl
by Peyton Manning

Title: The Shortest Books of All Time
Post by: johnb104 on February 25, 2014, 05:15:57 PM

What I learned In Catechism by Jorge B.

Title: The Shortest Books of All Time
Post by: Thorn on February 25, 2014, 09:58:47 PM

The Meaning of Is
by Bill Clinton
With a postscript by Monica Lewinsky

Title: The Shortest Books of All Time
Post by: Thorn on February 25, 2014, 10:01:01 PM

My Moral Compass
by Barack Obama
illustrated by Dr. Suess