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Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: parentsfortruth on July 07, 2010, 01:50:15 PM
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Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: MyrnaM on July 07, 2010, 06:10:02 PM
Here I thought the perfect husband was Belloc, the way women gush over him.   :thinking:
Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: Dawn on July 07, 2010, 08:46:08 PM
Fresh indeed. That was entirely uncalled for.
Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: MyrnaM on July 07, 2010, 10:09:31 PM
It was a joke!  
Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: Dawn on July 08, 2010, 05:07:56 AM
I am sorry. It does seem that he was getting bashed quite frequently in other threads.
Jokes are diffuclut to "get" in person at times.
Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: MyrnaM on July 08, 2010, 07:41:46 AM
Sorry too,  maybe it was a bad joke,  sorr Belloc.  
Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: Belloc on July 08, 2010, 08:35:12 AM
Myrna, apology accepted.... :cheers:

we should gush over Christ, so hope no one does over a fallen fellow like me...

as far as marriage material, one could do much better than me....the older I get, the more set in my ways.....
Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: Alexandria on July 08, 2010, 07:59:21 PM
Sorry, folks, the perfect husband is taken.   :rolleyes:
Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: JoanScholastica on July 08, 2010, 11:19:07 PM
Speaking of husbands, how would you describe a perfect husband? Here's mine. Someone who is:

holy
honest
honorable
humble
hygienic
humorous
highly educated
head of the family
and last but not the least
handsomely faithful
Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: JoanScholastica on July 09, 2010, 03:33:36 AM
Oops, forgot to include this:

hardworking
Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: spouse of Jesus on July 09, 2010, 06:03:32 AM
Quote from: JoanScholastica
Speaking of husbands, how would you describe a perfect husband? Here's mine. Someone who is:

holy
honest
honorable
humble
hygienic
humorous
highly educated
head of the family
and last but not the least
handsomely faithful


  It will be a heaven on earth if any girl could find such a husband. But applying this to the principle of "what would you wish at your deathbed when there is eternity before you?" Makes me think that it is not a good idea as it places us in an earthly paradise with no oppurtunity to suffer and no merits gained through sacrifice and patient tolerance of sorrows, so our eternity would not be as great as those who suffered alot at the hand of abusive men. God wants us to suffer (to make us great and more fitting) and it is impossible when there is such an angelic husband.
  I have learned to keep my wishes and prayers realistic, as God has many other people who are far more better and dearer than me, so I would rather be polite and not ask too much.
  If I have a medicore husband, and God wants to send me a suffering, He can do it by permitting a quarrel to happen.
  But what if I have a St. Joseph-like one similar to J-S 's post? He can do so only by taking him from me :cry:.
  So I prefer to have a quarrel (even a very bitter one) with a so-so man than be left widow by an angelic one.
Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: MyrnaM on July 09, 2010, 08:07:23 AM
Family life would be so strengthened if every wife even just thought she had the perfect husband.  
Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: Belloc on July 09, 2010, 08:31:49 AM
true, and every husband realize the wife is the image of Mary and the heart of the hearth, as he is the head....
Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: Alexandria on July 09, 2010, 01:21:40 PM
Quote from: Belloc
true, and every husband realize the wife is the image of Mary and the heart of the hearth, as he is the head....


My husband's imagination isn't that wild.   :smirk:
Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: Belloc on July 09, 2010, 01:34:06 PM
Quote from: Alexandria
Quote from: Belloc
true, and every husband realize the wife is the image of Mary and the heart of the hearth, as he is the head....


My husband's imagination isn't that wild.   :smirk:


 :facepalm:
Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: Dawn on July 09, 2010, 02:42:48 PM
Quote from: Alexandria
Quote from: Belloc
true, and every husband realize the wife is the image of Mary and the heart of the hearth, as he is the head....


My husband's imagination isn't that wild.   :smirk:


My poor husband's either. Hard to believe but I am rather opinionated.
Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: Alexandria on July 09, 2010, 02:57:41 PM
Quote from: Dawn
Quote from: Alexandria
Quote from: Belloc
true, and every husband realize the wife is the image of Mary and the heart of the hearth, as he is the head....


My husband's imagination isn't that wild.   :smirk:


My poor husband's either. Hard to believe but I am rather opinionated.



No!!!  Tell me it isn't so, Dawn!!!!!  :laugh2: :laugh2:
Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: JoanScholastica on July 13, 2010, 06:16:19 AM
Quote from: spouse of Jesus
Quote from: JoanScholastica
Speaking of husbands, how would you describe a perfect husband? Here's mine. Someone who is:

holy
honest
honorable
humble
hygienic
humorous
highly educated
head of the family
and last but not the least
handsomely faithful


  It will be a heaven on earth if any girl could find such a husband. But applying this to the principle of "what would you wish at your deathbed when there is eternity before you?" Makes me think that it is not a good idea as it places us in an earthly paradise with no oppurtunity to suffer and no merits gained through sacrifice and patient tolerance of sorrows, so our eternity would not be as great as those who suffered alot at the hand of abusive men. God wants us to suffer (to make us great and more fitting) and it is impossible when there is such an angelic husband.
  I have learned to keep my wishes and prayers realistic, as God has many other people who are far more better and dearer than me, so I would rather be polite and not ask too much.
  If I have a medicore husband, and God wants to send me a suffering, He can do it by permitting a quarrel to happen.
  But what if I have a St. Joseph-like one similar to J-S 's post? He can do so only by taking him from me :cry:.
  So I prefer to have a quarrel (even a very bitter one) with a so-so man than be left widow by an angelic one.



I agree with you!
Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: Belloc on July 13, 2010, 07:48:48 AM
Quote from: Alexandria
Quote from: Dawn
Quote from: Alexandria
Quote from: Belloc
true, and every husband realize the wife is the image of Mary and the heart of the hearth, as he is the head....


My husband's imagination isn't that wild.   :smirk:


My poor husband's either. Hard to believe but I am rather opinionated.



No!!!  Tell me it isn't so, Dawn!!!!!  :laugh2: :laugh2:


 :roll-laugh1: :roll-laugh2:
Title: The Perfect Husband!
Post by: Belloc on July 13, 2010, 07:52:11 AM
Quote from: Dawn
Quote from: Alexandria
Quote from: Belloc
true, and every husband realize the wife is the image of Mary and the heart of the hearth, as he is the head....


My husband's imagination isn't that wild.   :smirk:


My poor husband's either. Hard to believe but I am rather opinionated.


I am too, that is why I apaprently have 8 ignores.....some hate I am honest about GOP, some about americanism,etc,etc,.....

tough being right, aint it!! :laugh2: :dwarf: :nunchaku: