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Traditional Catholic Faith => Funny Stuff for Catholics => Topic started by: Croixalist on April 01, 2016, 12:02:21 PM

Title: The Great Catholic King of Fools
Post by: Croixalist on April 01, 2016, 12:02:21 PM
As an act of reparation for all the horrible things I've ever said about Eric Gajewski, I'd like to wish him a happy birthday on this fine April Fool's Day.

http://tradcatknight.blogspot.com/2016/04/thankful-please-keep-me-in-prayer.html

(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/11-24-2015/pyjpsR.gif)

I feel a song coming on!

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/embed/PbU9BZYcg1Y[/youtube]


Harkeneth! For tis easier for an eagle to crosseth his eyes than to make the sign of the Cross with broken wing!

Title: The Great Catholic King of Fools
Post by: JezusDeKoning on April 01, 2016, 08:00:43 PM
 :roll-laugh2:
Title: The Great Catholic King of Fools
Post by: knish on April 20, 2016, 09:08:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZrirclX.png)

Gave me a chuckle
Title: The Great Catholic King of Fools
Post by: TheRealMcCoy on April 22, 2016, 04:07:08 PM
His eyes look crazy.  I have no idea why women consider him good looking.
Title: The Great Catholic King of Fools
Post by: Gag Hogan Ilium on April 24, 2016, 02:12:01 AM
Quote from: knish
(http://i.imgur.com/ZrirclX.png)

Gave me a chuckle


 :roll-laugh1:
Title: The Great Catholic King of Fools
Post by: Matthew on April 24, 2016, 08:37:39 AM
Quote from: TheRealMcCoy
I have no idea why women consider him good looking.


You speak as if that is a fact?

Um...let the record show, that at his age (which is much greater than 21), the man is still SINGLE.

Title: The Great Catholic King of Fools
Post by: Prayerful on April 24, 2016, 12:44:24 PM
Quote from: Matthew
Quote from: TheRealMcCoy
I have no idea why women consider him good looking.


You speak as if that is a fact?

Um...let the record show, that at his age (which is much greater than 21), the man is still SINGLE.



 :roll-laugh2:

One year shy of forty he is single. Dunno if it's sitting well with him given how he was ringing up call girls and making some very threatening or counter-production efforts at conversion. Putting prosties on the right path, is good and all. Frank Duff closed the biggest red light district in Europe of the 1920s, the Monto, but it has to be done carefully and prudently. And buying views and viewbotting, not entirely apostolic, y'know.
Title: The Great Catholic King of Fools
Post by: Croixalist on April 27, 2016, 08:52:55 AM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/embed/jtABjm9aB5I[/youtube]

That's Planet X in the logo!

Quote from: Prayerful
Quote from: Matthew
Quote from: TheRealMcCoy
I have no idea why women consider him good looking.


You speak as if that is a fact?

Um...let the record show, that at his age (which is much greater than 21), the man is still SINGLE.



 :roll-laugh2:

One year shy of forty he is single. Dunno if it's sitting well with him given how he was ringing up call girls and making some very threatening or counter-production efforts at conversion. Putting prosties on the right path, is good and all. Frank Duff closed the biggest red light district in Europe of the 1920s, the Monto, but it has to be done carefully and prudently. And buying views and viewbotting, not entirely apostolic, y'know.


He's clearly not okay with being single. Though I can sympathize with that somewhat. Coming into tradition as an 30-something or even a late 20-something adult poses a few problems, namely that the dating pool shrinks faster than Ant-Man's long johns at the dry cleaners and by the time you've realized that it would have been easier getting a girlfriend before you committed to TLM than trying to search for someone currently into it, it's already too late.

My experience is that the overwhelming majority of adult women you are going to find at a suitable age are married with kids. Women rarely do these things alone! It's a catch 22 though in a way, because truly pious and unmarried women at 30 probably belong in a convent more than a marriage. Not that they aren't attractive, but the older I get the more I value my chastity as well. I don't want to break up something that rare!

Then there's everything else. I've tried the conversion thing, it doesn't work. They are where they are and unless a man has the power to replace her rotten support group with a religious one that she will accept, it's a train wreck no matter the speed. And that's before the daunting prospect of raising children in this zombie apocalypse! It makes me want to think of something easier like say, mountain climbing while balancing an egg on my nose...

The main thing is to be happy where you are and make due.

Here's the big secret Eric hasn't figured out yet anyway, no matter how good looking a man thinks he is, living with ones parents without a job will dock a man 80-100 percentage points in the attraction department. Yet another reason he's hoping St. Planet X will come to elect him GCM!

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/embed/uSGnmCTkIfE[/youtube]
Title: The Great Catholic King of Fools
Post by: Croix de Fer on April 29, 2016, 09:37:41 AM

Jim Jones  :furtive:
Title: The Great Catholic King of Fools
Post by: TKGS on April 29, 2016, 10:52:03 AM
Croixalist's post are among the strangest on this forum.  
Title: The Great Catholic King of Fools
Post by: Croixalist on April 29, 2016, 11:35:38 AM
Quote from: TKGS
Croixalist's post are among the strangest on this forum.  


Strange-funny, strange-confusing, strange-inane, strange-fearful or strange-repulsive?

 :jester:
Title: The Great Catholic King of Fools
Post by: Croix de Fer on April 30, 2016, 03:51:52 AM
Quote from: TKGS
Croixalist's post are among the strangest on this forum.  


Notwithstanding our differences regarding Putin, I think Croixalist has contributed to this forum. He basically exposed Jim Jones, I mean, Eric "the eagle", for his subterfuge in viewership and claims of being the coming Great Monarch, among other goofiness, before the more established trad Catholic groups did an expose on this future Jonestown founder.
Title: The Great Catholic King of Fools
Post by: Gag Hogan Ilium on April 30, 2016, 03:24:43 PM
Quote from: TKGS
Croixalist's post are among the strangest on this forum.  


Yeah, what's up with the gigantic post of Erik doing the evil eye.  It took ages to scroll past that.  Strange indeed.
Title: The Great Catholic King of Fools
Post by: Croixalist on April 30, 2016, 03:50:47 PM
Quote from: Gag Hogan Ilium
Quote from: TKGS
Croixalist's post are among the strangest on this forum.  


Yeah, what's up with the gigantic post of Erik doing the evil eye.  It took ages to scroll past that.  Strange indeed.


LOL. The actual image file is much smaller, but for some reason the attachment blew it up. You can tell by the extremely low resolution. Oh well.   :laugh1:

The original file was 225X351 pixels so who knows?